“What do you call a depressed salami?”/“Pepper-ennui.”

“Pepper-ennui” or “pepperennui” is a pun on “pepperoni.”
   
“WELCOME TO PAPA GIO’S VOID! SPIRAL INTO THE RELENTLESS ANGUISH OF PAPA’S WALK-IN SPECIAL: TWO MEDIUM THIN CRUST W/ PEPPERENNUI, ONLY $10.99!” was posted on Twitter by Ty Dunitz on November 10, 2014. “What is Don Draper’s favourite pizza topping? Pepper-ennui” was posted on Twitter by Blake Backlash on April 16, 2015.
   
“What do you call a depressed salami? Pepper-ennui” was posted on Reddit—3amjokes on June 21, 2020.
   
 
Wikipedia: Pepperoni 
Pepperoni is an American variety of salami, made from a cured mixture of pork and beef seasoned with paprika or other chili pepper.
 
Pepperoni is characteristically soft, slightly smoky, and bright red in color. Thinly sliced pepperoni is a popular pizza topping in American pizzerias.
 
Twitter 
Ty Dunitz
@glitchritual
WELCOME TO PAPA GIO’S VOID! SPIRAL INTO THE RELENTLESS ANGUISH OF PAPA’S WALK-IN SPECIAL: TWO MEDIUM THIN CRUST W/ PEPPERENNUI, ONLY $10.99!
3:04 PM · Nov 10, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter 
Blake Backlash
@BlakeBacklash
What is Don Draper’s favourite pizza topping?
Pepper-ennui.
10:45 AM · Apr 16, 2015·TweetDeck
   
Twitter 
UPGRADE DAD’S BEER
@LeviathanFiles
Replying to @MonkipiQuinn
Pepperennui
10:24 PM · Apr 6, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
 
Reddit—3amjokes 
Posted by u/faerieunderfoot June 21, 2020
What do you call a depressed salami?
Pepper-ennui
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