"Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were" is a jocular saying about hospitality that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
"Living quarters" is not the same term as a "quarter" that equals twenty-five cents. However, a hotel pun involving "quarters" has been popular since the 1890s.…
The Royalton Hotel, at 44 West 44th Street, has the slogan "Hotel as Theater." It's located in the theatre district. http://www.royaltonhotel.comThe groundbreaking Royalton, located…
Hotel check-ins are often at 3 p.m. or 4 p.m., while hotel check-outs are at 10 am. or 11 a.m. Some people believe that this is a scam, and a charged day should be 24 hours. "Check-in at 3…
Many hotel lobbies have water with cucumber slices at the bottom. "That water w/ the cucumber slices, that you get in hotel lobbies...that shit is life, b...lol" was posted on Twitter by…
A funny "story" ("storey" in the UK) has nothing to do with the floor of abuilding, but there are jokes. "You're wondering about the floor in my building where we go…
"Hotels offer you free breakfast not as a perk, but so that you get up and check out earlier" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 27, 2021. A person in the comments…
Many hotels require that eveyone check out by 11 a.m. This was posted on X/Twitter by SWAVY 🥇 on September 10, 2021, and received over 212,000 likes: "Hotels should let you check out at the…
Hotels are often advertised as a place where one can relax--except you have to get up early for that free breakfast. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by James Parker on May 27, 2020: hotels in…
A hotel room "suite" is sometimes given the pun "sweet." The Disney Channel sitcom The Suite Life of Zack & Cody (2005-2008) punned on the two words "suite" and…
New York-based comedian Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004) is frequently credited for this joke: "One time I went to a hotel. I asked the bellhop to handle my bag. He felt up my wife!" The…
A hotel "wake-up call" is usually a morning wake-up call, but some jokes have it as a "wake-up call" for one's life. "I asked the hotel receptionist for a wake-up…
Hotel "reception" doesn't mean phone reception, but there is a joke. "Couldn’t get my phone to work in my hotel room, so went downstairs. They have reception there" was…
"If you rely on hotels you are actually quite inn dependent. http://bit.ly/100FrIv" was posted on Twitter by The Pun Gents on October 15, 2014. "Inn dependent" sounds like…
Radisson Hotels were not named after radishes, but there have been several puns. "Maybe they should open a hotel: the Waldorf Radishon... sorry" was posted on Twitter by Dan Wilson on…
Some hotels "bend over backwards" for their guests. "I stayed in a hotel recently run by two contortionists...They bent over backwards to make sure everything was…
Hotel guests often forget their rooms. A joke was posted on Twitter by sickipediabot on March 12, 2012: "I walked up to reception in the hotel and said, 'Sorry but I forgot what room…
"I've been staying in a four-star hotel. It was ****" was posted on Sickipedia on August 5, 2023. The joke is that a four-star hotel is a very good hotel, but "****"…
Hotels often provide complimentary toiletries, such as body wash, shampoo and soap. It's expected that hotel guests can take them home, but many guests feel guilty about doing that. Some…
"If by 'camping" you mean my hotel room will face the woods, then yes I'm up for a camping trip!" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people have…