“If you like that hotel chain so much, why don’t you Marriott?”
"Marriott" hotels sounds like "marry it," and there are jokes. "If you love a certain hotel, why don't you marriott?" was posted on Facebook by Tariq Shah on July…
“If you love a hotel, why don’t you Marriott”
"Marriott" hotels sounds like "marry it," and there are jokes. "If you love a certain hotel, why don't you marriott?" was posted on Facebook by Tariq Shah on July…
“If you love your hotel room so much, why don’t you just Marriott?”
"Marriott" hotels sounds like "marry it," and there are jokes. "If you love a certain hotel, why don't you marriott?" was posted on Facebook by Tariq Shah on July…
“If you’re not at the New Yorker, you’re not in New York” (New Yorker hotel)
"If you're not at the New Yorker, you're not in New York" is the recent slogan of the old New Yorker hotel at 34th Street and Eighth Avenue. The New Yorker hotel is now owned by…
“Lullabuy of Broadway” (Milford Plaza)
The Milford Plaza calls itself the "Lullabuy of Broadway." Since the 1980s, its ads have featured the classic song "Lullaby of Broadway." Actually, the Milford Plaza is on…
“Meet Me at Clark Street” (St. George Hotel)
Brooklyn's classic St. George Hotel received a make-over. "Meet Me at Clark Street" is the new slogan. St George Hotel(718) 624-5000(718) 596-4974100 Henry StBrooklyn, NY 11201…
“Motel 6: We’ll leave the light on for you. Motel 6’s Dad: What am I, made of money?”
Motel 6 has a slogan, "We’ll leave the light on for you." A dad meme is that dads constantly tell their kids to turn off lights around the house. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by…
“Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without telling him you want it back”
New York-based author Fran Lebowitz offered "Travel Hints" in her book Social Studies (1981): "Never relinquish clothing to a hotel valet without first specifically telling him that…
“New York City’s Most Convenient Hotel” (Pan American Hotel)
The Pan American Hotel on Queens Boulevard is close to the LaGuardia and JFK airports. It calls itself "New York City's Most Convenient Hotel." http://www.panamhotel.com/ Pan…
“No Jacket, No Tie, No Attitude” (The Mark)
"No jacket, no tie, no attitude" is the slogan of The Mark, a hotel at 25 East 77th Street. Most of the hotel guests wear clothes, however.…
“Oh you’re gonna court yard? Then why don’t you Marriott?”
"Marriott" hotels sounds like "marry it," and there are jokes. "If you love a certain hotel, why don't you marriott?" was posted on Facebook by Tariq Shah on July…
“One thing about me on holiday, I am going to be awake for that hotel breakfast”
If a hotel breakfast is included, many people are determined to have it. This was posted on X/Twitter by H ✨ on May 14, 2022: "One thing about me on holiday, I am going to be awake for that…
“One thing about me on vacation, I am going to be awake for that hotel breakfast”
If a hotel breakfast is included, many people are determined to have it. This was posted on X/Twitter by H ✨ on May 14, 2022: "One thing about me on holiday, I am going to be awake for that…
“Over Night Or Over Time” (Alex Hotel)
The new Alex Hotel is located at 205 East 45th Street. "Over Night Or Over Time" is its slogan. The hotel's Alex Lounge serves signature "red apple martinis." Only in the…
“People who unpack and put their things away in the drawers at hotels are psychopaths”
Some people go to a hotel and unpack their clothes in the drawers, but others think that these people are psychopaths. The drawers could have germs -- many hotels have cockroaches and bedbugs --…
“Porter, there’s a lamb in my hotel room!”/“Sir, that’s the mini baa.”
"Bar" sounds like "baa" when spoken by someone who drops the "r" sound. A joke was posted on Twitter by Ian Hall on January 13, 2015: "I asked a porter why there…
“Positive, Open, Friendly” (Roger Smith Hotel)
The Roger Smith Hotel is located on a hotel row, at 501 Lexington Avenue. Its slogan is "Positive, Open, Friendly." http://www.jimsdeli.com/lodging/42-51_e/rogsmith.htmRoger Smith…
“Room service? Send up a larger room!”
"Room service? Send up a larger room!" is a line spoken by Groucho Marx (1890-1977) in the movie Room Service (1938). The film script was written by Morrie Ryskind (1895-1985). The line…
“Seven-star hotels are overrated”
Most hotels are rated on a five-star system, with five stars being the highest rating. A joke is that a 6-star hotel or a 7-star hotel is "overrated." "6-star hotels are…
“Six-star hotels are overrated”
Most hotels are rated on a five-star system, with five stars being the highest rating. A joke is that a 6-star hotel or a 7-star hotel is "overrated." "6-star hotels are…