“New York City’s Most Convenient Hotel” (Pan American Hotel)
The Pan American Hotel on Queens Boulevard is close to the LaGuardia and JFK airports. It calls itself "New York City's Most Convenient Hotel." http://www.panamhotel.com/ Pan…
“No Jacket, No Tie, No Attitude” (The Mark)
"No jacket, no tie, no attitude" is the slogan of The Mark, a hotel at 25 East 77th Street. Most of the hotel guests wear clothes, however.…
“One thing about me on holiday, I am going to be awake for that hotel breakfast”
If a hotel breakfast is included, many people are determined to have it. This was posted on X/Twitter by H ✨ on May 14, 2022: "One thing about me on holiday, I am going to be awake for that…
“One thing about me on vacation, I am going to be awake for that hotel breakfast”
If a hotel breakfast is included, many people are determined to have it. This was posted on X/Twitter by H ✨ on May 14, 2022: "One thing about me on holiday, I am going to be awake for that…
“Over Night Or Over Time” (Alex Hotel)
The new Alex Hotel is located at 205 East 45th Street. "Over Night Or Over Time" is its slogan. The hotel's Alex Lounge serves signature "red apple martinis." Only in the…
“Porter, there’s a lamb in my hotel room!”/“Sir, that’s the mini baa.”
"Bar" sounds like "baa" when spoken by someone who drops the "r" sound. A joke was posted on Twitter by Ian Hall on January 13, 2015: "I asked a porter why there…
“Positive, Open, Friendly” (Roger Smith Hotel)
The Roger Smith Hotel is located on a hotel row, at 501 Lexington Avenue. Its slogan is "Positive, Open, Friendly." http://www.jimsdeli.com/lodging/42-51_e/rogsmith.htmRoger Smith…
“Room service? Send up a larger room!”
"Room service? Send up a larger room!" is a line spoken by Groucho Marx (1890-1977) in the movie Room Service (1938). The film script was written by Morrie Ryskind (1895-1985). The line…
“So fast, I turned off the light in my hotel room and was in bed before it was dark”
The vaudeville team of Moran and Mack -- George Moran (1881-1949) and Charles E. Mack (1888-1934) -- told this joke in 1919: "Am I quick? Why, man, when I go to bed at night and turn out the…
“The Greatest City in Las Vegas” (New York, New York Hotel & Casino)
The New York, New York Hotel & Casino opened in Las Vegas in 1997. Its trademarked slogan is "The Greatest City in Las Vegas." The casino duplicated many New York City landmarks.…
“The hotel towels were so thick, I could hardly close my suitcase”
Many people steal hotel towels. A joke was told in the column "The Hotel Guest" by Jack Geyer, in the Los Angeles (CA) Times on November 19, 1956: "In New York I wound up at one of…
“The sign in my hotel room said, ‘Not responsible for stolen items.’ So I stole some stuff”
Many hotels state that they are not responsible for stolen personal items. A hotel sign joke was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on February 27, 2020: "The sign in my hotel room said, 'Not…
“There’s nothing like the sound of a child’s laughter to remind you that your hotel room is haunted”
A child's laughter is usually a pleasant sound, but sometimes it's not so pleasant. A joke was posted on Twitter by Howard Mittelmark on February 22, 2015: "There is nothing like the…
“This is an elegant hotel—room service has an unlisted number”
"This is an elegant hotel -- room service has an unlisted number" is an old joke about hotel service. It was first said about the Fontainebleau Miami Beach in 1956: "The…
“Uptown, not uptight and decidedly New York” (Le Parker Meridien)
Le Parker Meredien hotel at 118 West 57th Street has served New York City with a French touch since 1981. Slogans have included "Traditionally French, decidedly New York" and…
“Watson, I’ve discovered that our hotel mattress is missing a cover.”/“No sheet, Sherlock!”
"No sheet, Sherlock!" is a pun on the old joke, "No shit, Sherlock!" "There aren't any sheets on the bed"/"Well no sheet Sherlock" was posted on Twitter…
“We’re glad to have you as our guest, And hope you have a good night’s rest…” (poem)
A poem is found in many guest rooms: "We're glad to have you as our guest, And hope you have a good night's rest.Tomorrow, you again may roam,But while you're here, just feel at…
“We’ve got hotels and motels and hostels, but no mostels”
"Hotel and "hostel" and "motel" are words, but "mostel" is not a word. There was a famous actor called Zero Mostel (1915-1977). "So there's a Hotel,…
“What did the hotel manager say to the elephant that couldn’t pay his bill?”/“Pack your trunk!”
An elephant riddle is: Q: What did the hotel manager say to the elephant who couldn't pay his bill?A: "Pack your trunk and clear out!" The pun is that "trunk" has two…
“What do cheap hotels and skinny jeans have in common?”/“No ballroom.”
A riddle about tight pants is: Q: What do cheap hotels and skinny jeans have in common?A: No ballroom. The "no ballroom" (no crotch space for a man's balls) joke has been cited in…