"Need to get rid of unwanted junk during the holidays? Put it in Amazon boxes and leave it on your front porch" is a jocular saying that has been printed on may images. That is, people…
International Women's Day is on March 8th; a Women's Day was celebrated in New York City on February 28, 1909. A joke has been printed on several images: "Today is International…
A Christmas tree saying has several small variations: "Trimming the tree with happy hearts, that's the way the holiday starts.""Trimming the tree with happy hearts, that's…
"Trunk or Treat" is a variation of "trick or treat" from a vehicle's trunk. Google Groups: alt.religion.mormon Whats "appropriate" in the chapel??…
"Two tips for Christmas: 1. Forget the past. You can't change it. 2. Forget the present. I didn't get you one" is a joke that has been printed on many images. There is a pun on…
A Valentine's Day saying has been printed on several images: "Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is.: The saying was posted to…
Some people have dark circles around their eyes -- naturally perfect for Halloween. "My new meds made me feel like a zombie this morning. The dark circles under my eyes are a great prep for…
A popular Thanksgiving riddle is: Q: What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving?A: The letter "g." The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2006, when it was included on a web…
A popular Christmas riddle is: Q: What did Adam say the day before Christmas?A: "It's Christmas, Eve." The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1977. The joke sometimes has…
"What did I get for Christmas? Fat. I got fat" is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "Knows what i'm getting for christmas: fat" was posted on Twitter by…
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What did one Christmas tree say to another? A: Lighten up! "What did the Christmas tree say to the string of bulbs when they were sad? Lighten up! #christmas…
A St. Patrick's Day joke about Saint Patrick is: Q: What did St. Patrick say to the snakes?A: He told them to "hiss off!" The joke has been cited in print since at least 2001.…
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What did one Christmas tree say to another? A: Lighten up! "What did the Christmas tree say to the string of bulbs when they were sad? Lighten up! #christmas…
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What do reindeer hang on their Christmas trees?A: Horn-aments. The "ornaments"/"hornaments" pun has been cited in print since at least 2006. Boards.ie…
A popular Halloween riddle was printed in the Asheville (NC) Citizen and Times on May 27, 1972: Q: What do witches use on their hair?A. Scare spray. "Scare spray" (or…
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What do you call a disobedient kid who doesn't believe in Santa?A: A rebel without a Claus. The pun is on the film Rebel Without a Cause (1955). The Santa riddle was…
"Tv show idea: 'Hauntourage' it's the exact same show as 'Entourage' except everyone but the main guy are wisecracking ghosts" was posted on Twitter by Jimmy…
"Trick-or-treater" is a term sometimes replaced with the similar sounding term "trigger treater." "is a serial killer on halloween called a trigger treater?" was…
A riddle about hot cross buns is: Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?A: Hot, cross bunnies. The joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.smouldering.dog.zone on…
A problem was popularized in the 1950s, especially around Christmas -- what do you give the person who has everything? There's a joke: Q: What do you give to a man who has everything?A:…