“Make Orwell fiction again”
"Make Orwell fiction again" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. English novelist George Orwell (1903-1950) wrote the novel Nineteen Eighty-Four (1949), a book set…
“Make our guns illegal and we’ll just call them undocumented”
"Undocumented" guns have been compared to "undocumented" Americans. "RT @frontalboundary: My #guns are not #illegal they are #undocumented. #NRA #Pelosi #Obama #Biden"…
“Make Politicians Afraid Again” (MPAA)
"Make Politicians Afraid Again" is a political slogan, similar to "Make America Great Again" (MAGA), that has been printed on many images. The "again" probably refers…
“Make sure you test positive for faith. Keep a safe distance from doubt. And isolate from unbelief”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to testing, social distancing and isolation. "Make sure you test positive for faith. Keep a safe distance from doubt. And isolate from unbelief" or…
“Make sure you test positive for faith. Keep distance from doubt, and isolate from fear”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to testing, social distancing and isolation. "Make sure you test positive for faith. Keep a safe distance from doubt. And isolate from unbelief" or…
“Make sure you test positive for faith. Stay 6ft away from doubt, and isolate from unbelief”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led to testing, social distancing and isolation. "Make sure you test positive for faith. Keep a safe distance from doubt. And isolate from unbelief" or…
“Make tax collectors birds again” (tar-and-feather)
"Make tax collectors birds again" (that is, to tar and feather them) is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Make tax collectors birds again. #TaxationIsTheft" (a…
“Make Tax Day the day before Election Day”
Tax Day is April 15th and Election Day is the first Tuesday in November in the United States. Many people have suggested moving Tax Day to the day before Election Day. American lawyer, author and…
“Make vaccine manufacturers liable again” (MVMLA)
"Make vaccine manufacturers liable again" -- a statement in the style of "Make American Great Again" (MAGA) -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. The National…
“Making a mask mandatory after 2 months of pandemic is like wearing a condom after she’s pregnant”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some laws requiring the mandatory wearing of face masks. Many of these requirements came in April 2020. "Making a mask mandatory months after the…
“Making good people helpless won’t make bad people harmless”
"Making good people helpless won't make bad people harmless" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Making good people helpless won’t make bad people…
“Making partner is like a pie-eating contest where the prize is more pie”
It's an old joke in the legal profession that making partner is like a pie-eating contest where the prize is more pie. That is, you work insanely hard with many billable hours -- and your…
“Male libertarians when they find out they have a prostate” (joke)
"Prostate" (a body part) should not be confused with "pro state," but there are jokes. "Libertarians when they discover they have a body part called the…
“Man charged with stealing hay denied bale”
"Bail" shouldn't be confused with "bale," but there are jokes. "I got arrested yesterday for stealing hay from a farmer. I’ve been refused bale" was posted on…
“Man does not live by words alone—despite sometimes eating them”
Adlai Stevenson (1900-1965) gave a speech in Denver on September 5, 1952. Stevenson was known for his wit, although he would lose the 1952 presidential election to Dwight Eisenhower. He said:…
“Man matures when he stops believing that politics solves his problems”
"Man matures when he stops believing that politics solves his problems" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is from Colombian philosopher Nicolás Gómez Dávila…
“Mandate freedom”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic sometimes resulted in vaccine mandates. "Mandate freedom" was one response. "MANDATE freedom, individual responsibility, Individual survival"…
“Marijuana is legal. Haircuts are not. It took fifty years, but the hippies have finally won”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some businesses being declared essential, and others as non-essential (and illegal). "From Facebook: Marijuana is now legal, but not haircuts.…
“Marine: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
“Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?”
"Marriage is a great/wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?" is a classic joke about marriage. "Marriage is a great institution; but who wants to live in an…