“Libertarians are anarchists with money”
"Libertarians are anarchists with money" is a jocular one-line saying that appears in many lists of libertarian jokes. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1995 and is of…
“Libertarians are like Greek gods. They fight with each other all the time and nobody believes in them”
Libertarians have a reputation for disagreeing with other libertarians. The following meme was posted on Facebook by Tony Stiles on December 1, 2014: "LIBERTARIANS ARE LIKE GREEK GODS THEY…
“Libertarians when they discover they have a body part called the ‘prostate’ [screaming]”
"Prostate" (a body part) should not be confused with "pro state," but there are jokes. "Libertarians when they discover they have a body part called the…
“Libertarians when they find out they have an organ named the prostate” (joke)
"Prostate" (a body part) should not be confused with "pro state," but there are jokes. "Libertarians when they discover they have a body part called the…
“Libertarians when they realize they have an organ called the prostate” (joke)
"Prostate" (a body part) should not be confused with "pro state," but there are jokes. "Libertarians when they discover they have a body part called the…
“Libertarians: Against wars of aggression no matter who is president”
Many people are against wars of aggression, but stay quiet when their political party is in power and starts such a war. "Libertarians: the only ones against wars of aggression no matter who…
“Libertarians: Diligently plotting to take over the world and leave you alone”
"Libertarians: Diligently plotting to take over the world and leave you alone" is a libertarian saying that has been printed on many images, usually one with a man looking over a globe.…
“Liberty > Democracy”
"Liberty > Democracy" ("Liberty is greater than Democracy") is a saying and meme of uncertain origin. Liberty is more important because in a democracy, the majority can take…
“Liberty Guns Beer Tits” (LGBT)
"LGBT" usually stands for "Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender." The LGBT backronym (back acronym) of "Liberty Guns Beer Tits/Titties" has been printed on many images.…
“Liberty Guns Beer Titties” (LGBT)
"LGBT" usually stands for "Lesbian Gay Bisexual Transgender." The LGBT backronym (back acronym) of "Liberty Guns Beer Tits/Titties" has been printed on many images.…
“Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission”
"Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is submission" has been the sig line of commenter "kchrisc" on the Zero Hedge blog since at least April 2015. "Liberty is a demand. Tyranny is…
“Liberty is being free from the things we don’t like in order to be slaves of the things we do like”
"Liberty is being free from the things we don't like in order to be slaves of the things we do like" has been cited in print since at least 1912, when the quotation was credited in…
“Liberty is the greater good”
Government sometimes seeks to suspend personal freedoms and liberty "for the greater good." The saying "Freedom is the greater good" has been printed on many images.…
“Licensing: When government takes away your right to do something and sells it back to you”
"Licensing: When (the) government takes away your right to do something and (then) sells it back to you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Licensing: when government…
“Lie like a rug” (to always lie)
A rug lies on the floor. Someone who "lies like a rug" is someone who always lies (or prevaricates). The saying is frequently applied to politicians who don't tell the truth.…
“Life is beautiful. It’s the system that’s ugly”
"Life is beautiful. It's the system that's ugly" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Life is beautiful, it’s the system that is ugly" (along with an…
“Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible arguing with strangers about politics”
"Life is short. Make sure you spend as much time as possible on the internet arguing with strangers (about politics)" is a sarcastic saying that has been printed on many images. "We…
“Life is too precious to be sleeping with someone who trusts the government”
"Life is too precious/short to be sleeping with someone who trusts the government" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on several images. "Life is too precious to be…
“Life is too short to be sleeping with someone who trusts the government”
"Life is too precious/short to be sleeping with someone who trusts the government" is an anti-government saying that has been printed on several images. "Life is too precious to be…
“Life, liberty, and the pursuit of those who threaten it”
"Life, liberty, and the pursuit of those who threaten it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is based on "Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness"…