“When life gives you broken taco shells, make nachos”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“When life gives you broken taco shells, make taco salad”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“When life gives you broken tacos, make taco salad”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“When life gives you lemmings, make lemming meringue pie”
Lemon meringue pie shouldn't be confused with lemming meringue pie, but there are jokes. "Q. What is yellow and white, and throws itself off the dining table? A. A lemming meringue"…
“When life gives you lemons, give the lemons back. Why were the lemons free? Is something wrong with the lemons? Are the lemons haunted?”
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is an old saying. This comment was posted on Mastodon by Roxi Horror 💀🌸 on December 5, 2022 (and was origiinally posted on X/Twitter on…
“When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell life you want coffee”
"When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell life/them you want coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the popular saying,…
“When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell them you want coffee”
"When life gives you lemons, give them back and tell life/them you want coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the popular saying,…
“When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour. For God’s sake, we’re adults now, people”
"When life gives you lemons, make whiskey sours" and "When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour. For God's sake, we're adults now, people" are jocular sayings…
“When life gives you lemons, make whiskey sours”
"When life gives you lemons, make whiskey sours" and "When life gives you lemons, make a whiskey sour. For God's sake, we're adults now, people" are jocular sayings…
“When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye”
"If life hands you lemons, make lemonade" is an old saying from the early 1900s. There have been many jocular variations. "When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye"…
“When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some nice old lady”
"When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is an old saying from the early 1900s. An anti-joke variation is: "When life gives you lemons. Life probably stole those lemons from some…
“When life gives you Lenin, make Leninade”
“If/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade” is a popular saying. "Lemons" is replaced with "Lenin(s)" in jocular political variations of the adage. "When life gives…
“When life gives you Lenins, make vodka”
“If/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade” is a popular saying. "Lemons" is replaced with "Lenin(s)" in jocular political variations of the adage. "When life gives…
“When life gives you marmals, make marmalade”
"If/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is an old saying. The joke has been applied to marmalade -- a fruit preserve that is not made from "marmals." "I'm…
“When life gives you melons, buy a bra”
"If/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is an old saying. "If/When life gives you melons, you may/might be dyslexic" is a jocular variant that has been printed on many…
“When life gives you melons, wear a low cut top”
"If/When life gives you lemons, make lemonade" is an old saying. "If/When life gives you melons, you may/might be dyslexic" is a jocular variant that has been printed on many…
“When life gives you onions, make onionade”
"If/When life gives you onions, make onionade" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Life gave me onions. Onionade sucks" is another saying that has been…
“When life gives you tacos, eat them”
"When life gives you tacos, eat them" and "When life gives you broken tacos, make nachos (taco salad)" are sayings that have been printed on several images. The sayings are…
“When life hands me lemons, I make chocolate cake and leave bitches wondering”
"When life hands me lemons, I make chocolate cake and leave bitches wondering how I did it" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a variant on the…