“Was given a bag of peanuts blessed by the Pope, but gave them away because I hate religious nuts”

“Nuts” (meaning food) shouldn’t be confused with “nuts” (meaning crazy or fanatical), but there are jokes.
     
“I was given a bag of peanuts by a guy preaching about the bible . I threw them away as I hate religious nuts” was posted on Twitter by JIMBOGOON on October 23, 2014. “I was given a bag of peanuts that had been blessed by the pope…... I gave them away….....  I hate religious nuts” was posted on Twitter by Gizzy on October 28, 2015. “Was given a bag of peanuts blessed by the Pope, but gave them away because I hate religious nuts” was posted on Reddit—Oneliners on March 30, 2021.
   
 
Twitter
Burrito Dragoness
@YoteDragon
What is that jar of peanuts doing sitting in that pew?
Oh those are religious nuts.
2:02 PM · Apr 12, 2014·Twitter Web Client
   
Twitter
JIMBOGOON
@JIMBOGOON
I was given a bag of peanuts by a guy preaching about the bible .
I threw them away as I hate religious nuts
4:13 PM · Oct 23, 2014·Twitter for iPad
   
Twitter
Gizzy
@gizm0j0e
I was given a bag of peanuts that had been blessed by the pope…...
I gave them away….....
I hate religious nuts.
4:13 PM · Oct 28, 2015·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Col
@countcol
I was given a bag of peanuts that had been blessed by the pope…...I gave them away, I hate religious nuts
3:51 AM · May 11, 2016·Crowdfire Inc.
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/VERBERD October 1, 2020
I was given a bag of peanuts which was blessed by the Pope….
I gave them away. I hate religious nuts.
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
Posted by u/VERBERD February 11, 2021
I was given a bag of peanuts that had been blessed by the Pope.
I gave them away…I hate religious nuts.
     
Twitter
irshybar
@irshybar
I actually was given a bag of blessed peanuts by the pope and the ayatollah, had to give them away, dont like religious nuts
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joe heenan
@joeheenan
· Mar 6
When your mum took you to the doctor’s & she would chat shite with anyone
3:33 PM · Mar 6, 2021·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/honolulu_oahu_mod March 30, 2021
Was given a bag of peanuts blessed by the Pope but gave them away because I hate religious nuts.