“Sometimes I eat healthy. Other times, I use cookies as spoons”
"Sometimes I eat healthy. Other times, I use cookies as spoons" (or "Sometimes I'm healthy AF and sometimes I use cookies as a spoon for ice cream") is a saying that has…
“Sometimes I fall apart and that’s okay” (taco meme)
"It's okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them" (or "It's okay to fall apart sometimes, Tacos do, and we still love them") is a saying…
“Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It’s called sleeping”
"Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee. It's called sleeping" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I go hours without drinking coffee.…
“Sometimes I hear the voices of cookies and ice cream at night, calling to me from the kitchen. The veggies, however, are oddly quiet”
"Sometimes I hear the voices of cookies and ice cream at night, calling to me from the kitchen. The veggies, however, are oddly quiet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
“Sometimes I like coffee more than people”
"Sometimes I like coffee more than people" (or just "I like coffee more than people") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I like coffee more than…
“Sometimes I see people pour a glass of wine and only fill it halfway, and I’m like okay…”
"I always see adults pour a glass of wine and only fill it halfway and I’m like okay one of us is doing it wrong and I think it’s you" and "Sometimes I see people pour a glass of…
“Sometimes I take a bath because it’s hard to drink wine in the shower”
"Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I take baths...because it's…
“Sometimes I take baths because it’s hard to drink wine in the shower”
"Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I take baths...because it's…
“Sometimes I take baths because it’s harder to drink wine in the shower”
"Sometimes I take baths because it's hard to drink wine in the shower" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes I take baths...because it's…
“Sometimes I wonder how vegans survive off of what little they eat, but they feed off attention”
Vegans have a reputation of telling everyone that they're vegans. “How do you know if someone is a vegan?"/"Don’t worry, they’ll tell you" is a popular joke. "Vegans…
“Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn’t a real sport”
"Sometimes I worry that eating pizza isn't a real sport" is a jocular saying that was posted on X/Twitter by Adam Webb on February 11, 2014. Authorship is uncertain. Competitive…
“Sometimes I write ‘drink coffee’ on my to-do list, just so I feel like I accomplished something”
"Sometimes I write 'drink coffee' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I accomplished something in a day" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so I feel like I got something done”
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so that I feel like I accomplished something” (also "Sometimes I write 'Drink Wine' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I…
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so that I feel like I accomplished something”
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so that I feel like I accomplished something” (also "Sometimes I write 'Drink Wine' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I…
“Sometimes I write ‘Drink Wine’ on my to-do list, just so I feel like I accomplished something”
“Sometimes I write ‘drink wine’ on my to-do list so that I feel like I accomplished something” (also "Sometimes I write 'Drink Wine' on my to-do list, just so I feel like I…
“Sometimes I’m healthy AF and sometimes I use cookies as a spoon for ice cream”
"Sometimes I eat healthy. Other times, I use cookies as spoons" (or "Sometimes I'm healthy AF and sometimes I use cookies as a spoon for ice cream") is a saying that has…
“Sometimes in the afternoon, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee or too early for liquor. And then I remember Irish coffee exists”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“Sometimes it’s you and your coffee against the world”
"Sometimes it's you and your coffee against the world" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship of the saying is unknown. "Sometimes it’s you and…
“Sometimes the green sauce is spicier than the red, despite being the color of medicine or soothing jungle foliage”
Mexican or Tex-Mex dishes (especially in the cuisine of New Mexico) have an option of red sauce or green sauce (salsa verde). Some people initially think that the red sauce (red, like a fire) is…
“Sometimes the wrong piece of chicken will make you want to join PETA”
A bad piece of chicken can ruin a meal and turn someone against eating chicken. "biting into a weird piece of chicken will ruin your appetite for rest of the day" was posted on X/Twitter…