“The national dish of America is menus”
English radio and television journalist Robert Robinson (1927-2011) wasn't too impressed with American food. On the BBC-TV show Robinson's Travels (August 1977), he said: "The…
“The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade is gonna get a punch”
A pun on the two meanings of "punch" was posted on Twitter by "John" on January 31. 2015: "The next person to ask for pineapple juice cranberry juice, lemonade and a load…
“The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it”
"The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it" is a one-line joke that has been printed on several gift items, such as posters and T-shirts. ""The hot…
“The older I get, the more coffee I need to drag my sorry carcass around in the morning”
"'The older I get, the more coffee I need to drag my sorry carcass around in the morning' http://t.co/fBiZAEbl" was posted on X/Twitter by "B" on September 29, 2011.…
“The older I get, the tighter the companies are putting the lids on jars”
"Either I'm getting weaker or the food companies are putting the lids on jars tighter......" was posted on Twitter by Meghan on September 20, 2011. "Either I’m getting older,…
“The older you get, the better you get. Unless you’re a banana”
"Aging like fine wine" is a saying meaning that someone/something is getting better with age. Bananas spoil very quickly. "Aging like a fine banana" means that someone/something…
“The onion is the only vegetable that fights back”
Onions, when sliced, can make people cry. "Vegetables that fight back: onions make you cry; garlic secretes vile-smelling substance all over your hands" was posted on Twitter by Stephany…
“The only Apple product that I can afford to buy is apple juice”
An "Apple product" usually does not refer to the fruit, but there are jokes. "I am going to buy an Apple product this morning.. Guess which? Options: Fruit, Natural juice, or…
“The only bottomless brunch I’ve had is when my kids refuse to wear pants at the breakfast table”
A "bottomless brunch" is a brunch that has a fixed price, for many dishes of food and unlimited drinks. It does not mean that the diners do not wear pants, but there are jokes.…
“The only BS I have time for is Burritos & Salsa”
"There's no room for BS in my life, unless it's Burritos and Salsa" (or "The only BS I have time for is Burritos & Salsa") is a jocular saying that has been…
“The only difference between Lunchables and a charcuterie board is class aesthetics”
Charcuterie boards have a selection of foods (such as meats and cheeses), and this has been compared to Lunchables (a brand of food and snacks popular with children). "Quote of the day…
“The only downside to Cinco de Mayo is Seis de Hangover”
"The only downside to Cinco de Mayo is Seis de Hangover" (or simply "Happy Seis de Hangover") is a jocular saying about the day after May 5th (Cinco de Mayo) that has been…
“The only good substitute for a coffee is two coffees”
"The only good substitute for (a) coffee is two coffees" (or "The only good substitute for a cup of coffee is two cups of coffee") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“The only good substitute for a cup of coffee is two cups of coffee”
"The only good substitute for (a) coffee is two coffees" (or "The only good substitute for a cup of coffee is two cups of coffee") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“The only good substitute for coffee is two coffees”
"The only good substitute for (a) coffee is two coffees" (or "The only good substitute for a cup of coffee is two cups of coffee") is a saying that has been printed on many…
“The only man worth chasing this summer is the ice cream man”
"The only man worth chasing this summer is the ice cream man" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Seriously, the only man worth chasing is the fucking ice…
“The only reason I get up early on a Sunday is coffee”
"The only reason I'm up this early on a Sunday is the Coffee" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by "Laughing with a mouthful of Coffee" on March 29, 2020, and…
“The only reason I’m fat is because a tiny body couldn’t store all this personality”
"The only reason I'm fat is because a tiny body couldn't store all this personality" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was cited on…
“The only reason I’m up this early on a Sunday is the coffee”
"The only reason I'm up this early on a Sunday is the Coffee" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by "Laughing with a mouthful of Coffee" on March 29, 2020, and…
“The only soda that will survive the apocalypse is Dr. Prepper”
Dr Prepper (Dr Pepper + prepper) is a fictional soft drink name that has been printed on many images. "I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper: I'm a Prepper - Dr Prepper. A funny soft drink…