“Plants really be like ‘I do not vibe wit dis dirt’ and die”
"plants rlly b like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die" was posted on Twitter by @01000010inary on April 14, 2020. The tweet went viral and received over 449,200 likes.…
“Plants really be like ‘I’m not feeling dis dirt’ and die”
"plants rlly b like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die" was posted on Twitter by @01000010inary on April 14, 2020. The tweet went viral and received over 449,200 likes.…
“Plants rlly b like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die”
"plants rlly b like ‘I do not vibe with this dirt’ and die" was posted on Twitter by @01000010inary on April 14, 2020. The tweet went viral and received over 449,200 likes.…
“Plasterers must be heavy good at butterin their toast man”
"If you can butter toast you can plaster a wall..." was posted on Facebook by Learn To Plaster on August 21, 2021. "Plasterers must be heavy good at butterin their toast man"…
“Plasterers must be really good at buttering their toast”
"If you can butter toast you can plaster a wall..." was posted on Facebook by Learn To Plaster on August 21, 2021. "Plasterers must be heavy good at butterin their toast man"…
“Please bring me a screwdriver.”/“Flat head, Phillips, or Vodka?”
When someone asks for a screwdriver, a person might respond, "What type of screwdriver?" A screwdriver cocktail was probably not requested, but this joke was posted on Twitter by…
“Please Eat The Activist” (PETA backronym)
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA) is an animal rights organization, founded in 1980. "Please Eat The Activist" is a PETA backronym (back acronym) that has been cited in…
“Please stop making new flavors of Coca-cola. Either put the cocaine back or leave it alone”
Coca-Cola used to contain cocaine. There have been many variations of the formula. This comment was posted on Twitter by 𝚊𝚍𝚛𝚒𝚊𝚗𝚎 🧁 on March 29, 2019, and it received over…
“Poisoned coffee, n: Grounds for divorce”
A pun has it that "poisoned coffee is grounds for divorce." The joke has been cited in print since at least 1968. "Poisoned coffee, n.: Grounds for divorce" has been cited since…
“Polonaise is Polish mayonnaise”
"Polonaise" is a dance of Polish origin. Polonaise is not Polish mayonnaise, but there are jokes. "#punsr POLONAISE: Polish mayonnaise laced with polonium" was posted on Twitter…
“Pomegranate arils are just fruit corn”
A pomegranate has many seeds; corn has many kernels. “Pomegranate is the corn of fruit” has been cited in print since at least 2010. "This guy just called a pomegranate fruit corn…
“Pomegranate is just fruit corn”
A pomegranate has many seeds; corn has many kernels. “Pomegranate is the corn of fruit” has been cited in print since at least 2010. "This guy just called a pomegranate fruit corn…
“Pomegranate is just inverted corn”
A corn on the cob has corn kernels on the outside. Pomegranates have many seeds, which are on the inside. "Pomegranates are just inverted corn on the cobs. via /r/showerthoughts" was…
“Pomegranate is reverse corn”
A corn on the cob has corn kernels on the outside. Pomegranates have many seeds, which are on the inside. "pomegranates are like reverse corn" was posted on Twitter by Jingle Gisele on…
“Pomegranate is the corn of fruit”
A pomegranate has many seeds; corn has many kernels. "Pomegranates are like the corn of fruit" was posted on Twitter on January 12, 2010. "Pomegranates are the corn of fruit"…
“Pomegranate lowkey just fruity corn”
A pomegranate has many seeds; corn has many kernels. “Pomegranate is the corn of fruit” has been cited in print since at least 2010. "This guy just called a pomegranate fruit corn…
“Pomegranate seeds are just fruit corn”
A pomegranate has many seeds; corn has many kernels. “Pomegranate is the corn of fruit” has been cited in print since at least 2010. "This guy just called a pomegranate fruit corn…
“Pomegranates are just inside out fruit corn”
A pomegranate has many seeds; corn has many kernels. “Pomegranate is the corn of fruit” has been cited in print since at least 2010. "This guy just called a pomegranate fruit corn…
“Pomegranates are just inverted corn”
A corn on the cob has corn kernels on the outside. Pomegranates have many seeds, which are on the inside. "Pomegranates are just inverted corn on the cobs. via /r/showerthoughts" was…
“Pomegranates are just inverted fruit corn”
A pomegranate has many seeds; corn has many kernels. “Pomegranate is the corn of fruit” has been cited in print since at least 2010. "This guy just called a pomegranate fruit corn…