“The person who named sweetbreads isn’t allowed to name stuff anymore”
"Sweetbread" is not "sweet bread." A joke was posted on Twitter by GlennyRodge on October 3, 2015: "The person who named sweetbreads isn't allowed to name stuff…
“The Pillsbury Dough Boy is a great roll model”
"Role model" shouldn't be confused with "roll model," but there are jokes, usually involving the Pillsbury Doughboy. "Pillsbury Doughboy: Roll model,...or son of a…
“The Pillsbury Doughboy is a great roll model”
"Role model" shouldn't be confused with "roll model," but there are jokes, usually involving the Pillsbury Doughboy. "Pillsbury Doughboy: Roll model,...or son of a…
“The potato farmer who crossed the mob is sleeping with the knishes”
"Sleeping with the fishes" is a mob term meaning that someone will be killed (that is, the body will be dumped in the water to "sleep with the fishes"). A joke was posted on…
“The problem with being single is it’s always my turn to do the dishes!”
"The problem/trouble with living alone is that it's always my turn to do the dishes" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Sometimes the worst part about…
“The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well”
"The problem with drinking and driving is that trees defend themselves very well" is a one-line saying that has been printed on GIFs. The saying was first posted on Twitter on July 19,…
“The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind”
Entry in progress -- B.P. 19 November 1996, Denver (CO) Post, pg. A2:Sez who: "The problem with the whole world is that everyone is a few drinks behind." - Humphrey Bogart Google BooksA…
“The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped”
"The quality of a champagne is judged by the amount of noise the cork makes when it is popped" is a jocular statement about champagne, meaning that the experience of drinking it -- the…
“The Quarantini. It’s just a regular martini, but you drink it all alone in your house”
"Quarantini" (quarantine + martini) is a cocktail name that was mentioned on the American medical comedy-drama television series Scrubs, on the episode "My Quarantine" that…
“The recipe for marble cake is not what you might first think it is…” (joke)
Marble cake isn't made of marble (a metamorphic rock), but there are jokes. "Because one boy a recipe really garbles: Dennis had put in real marbles!" was posted on the newsgroup…
“The recipe said ‘Set the oven to 180 degrees’” (joke)
"Set the oven 180 degrees" usually means to set the oven's heat to 180 degrees -- not to turn the oven itself at an 180-degree angle. A popular joke is: "The recipe said…
“The roadside farm sign said: ‘DUCK, EGGS’” (joke)
A "duck, eggs" joke was posted on Twitter by Fred Delicious on November 2, 2016: [sees a sign outside a farm that says "duck, eggs"]"huh. Why'd they put a comma after…
“The Roman numerals for forty (40) are XL” (i.e., weight gain at 40 makes one Xtra Large)
Many people get fat when they are in their forties. "Fat, fair and forty" is a British satirical print from 1786. "Did you ever notice: The Roman Numerals for forty (40) are…
“The sad moment when you lose a chip in the dip, so you send a recon chip to save it…”
Chips (such as potato chips or tortilla chips) often break in a dip. "#iHate when the chip break in the dip and you send in the recon chip, and it break too!" was posted on Twitter by…
“The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you’re off it”
"The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day, you're off it" is a jocular dieting saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is usually…
“The secret ingredient is always love…and butter”
"The secret ingredient is love" (or "The secret ingredient is always love") is a cooking saying that has been printed on many images. "The secret ingredient is (always)…
“The secret ingredient is always love”
"The secret ingredient is love" (or "The secret ingredient is always love") is a cooking saying that has been printed on many images. "The secret ingredient is (always)…
“The secret ingredient is love…and butter”
"The secret ingredient is love" (or "The secret ingredient is always love") is a cooking saying that has been printed on many images. "The secret ingredient is (always)…
“The secret ingredient is love”
"The secret ingredient is love" (or "The secret ingredient is always love") is a cooking saying that has been printed on many images. "The secret ingredient is (always)…
“The secret ingredient is one heaping teaspoon of love”
"The secret ingredient is one heaping teaspoon of love" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on January 9, 2014. Authorship is unknown.…