“The only bottomless brunch I’ve had is when my kids refuse to wear pants at the breakfast table”
A “bottomless brunch” is a brunch that has a fixed price, for many dishes of food and unlimited drinks. It does not mean that the diners do not wear pants, but there are jokes.
“Bottomless brunch (yes, @brandisimmons & @jeffnoel, that means pants)” was posted on Twitter by Shannon Perry on November 21, 2010. “apparently ‘bottomless brunch’ refers to unlimited mimosas and not showing up to brunch with no pants #whoknew” was posted on Twitter by Evan on May 26, 2012. “NYC tip #39: Bottomless brunch refers to unlimited drinks. Please wear pants” was posted on Twitter by Ed Lee on November 23, 2013.
“Bottomless brunch is actually just brunch in your own home without pants on” was posted on Twitter by Shaunito ✡️ on June 22, 2019. “The only bottomless brunch I’ve had recently is when my kids refuse to wear pants at the breakfast table” was posted on Twitter by momwithaboysname on September 10, 2020. “Have you noticed how restaurants omit pants in the ‘no shoes, no shirt, no service’ sign? It’s because they serve bottomless brunch” was posted on Twitter by maggie m on July 10, 2022.
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Shannon Perry
@_shanhattan
Bottomless brunch (yes, @brandisimmons & @jeffnoel, that means pants) @ Tre http://instagr.am/p/UuDH/
3:12 PM · Nov 21, 2010·Instagram
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K Dub
@Vilkata
Replying to @KenScheer
@KenScheer bottomless brunch? So we don’t need to wear pants? #kickinrad
1:07 PM · Feb 24, 2012·TweetDeck
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alExcalibur
@alexcalibur5
@Yelp, when I search “bottomless brunch,” I don’t want unlimited drinks, I want a restaurant where no one is wearing pants. #PleaseFix
10:32 AM · May 13, 2012·Twitter for iPad
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Evan
@silby
apparently “bottomless brunch” refers to unlimited mimosas and not showing up to brunch with no pants #whoknew
2:05 PM · May 26, 2012·Twitter for Mac
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Emily M
@itsmylime
Stephanie: bottomless brunch?
me: like drinks
Stephanie: OH
i thought you go without pants
12:06 PM · Jun 13, 2012·TweetDeck
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The FED Food + Drink
@TheFedMia
Its Sunday! Bottomless Brunch (pants included, were talking about the drinks) is coming so try the Jackalope & Wings n Waffles!
10:10 AM · Sep 23, 2012·Sprout Social
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NY Promoter
@NYClubPromoter
They said it was a bottomless brunch so I’m not wearing pants
2:06 PM · Apr 6, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Ed Lee
@Spedlee4
NYC tip #39: Bottomless brunch refers to unlimited drinks. Please wear pants.
12:18 PM · Nov 23, 2013·Hootsuite
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Emily Wilson
@Dammit_Emily
Apparently bottomless brunch does not mean you can take your pants off. #lessonlearned
2:15 PM · Dec 15, 2013·Twitter for iPhone
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Pete Wells
@pete_wells
Keep those pants on, people RT @EaterNY Fact: Bottomless brunch is against the law http://eater.cc/1jxfHaV
12:12 PM · Feb 25, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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The Levine Machine
@Eitanthegoalie
“Well then how the hell else am I suppose to eat brunch?!?!” - Winnie the Pooh reacting to Bottomless Brunch becoming illegal. #pants
11:29 AM · Feb 26, 2014·Twitter Web Client
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(((DJ Curmudgeon)))
@djmrcurmudgeon
New Yorkers rejoice! All those fears of bottomless brunch being illegal were bullshit! But, uh, keep your pants on. http://gothamist.com/2014/02/27/rejoice_bottomless_brunches_are_tot.php
2:35 AM · Feb 28, 2014·Twitter for iPad
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Evan Leslie
@evanlesliejones
I’m eating a “bottomless brunch”. By that I mean I’m day-drinking with no pants on. #bottomlessbrunch
11:48 AM · Mar 1, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Lauren Katz
@Laur_Katz
Overheard on 14th Street: “Bottomless brunch? Does that mean you don’t wear pants?”
2:25 PM · Mar 22, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Alison Leiby
@AlisonLeiby
Look all I know is you said “bottomless brunch” so I came without pants on now give me another mimosa.
1:28 PM · Sep 28, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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idobi Radio
@idobiradio
Bottomless brunch apparently means “endless food” brb going home and grabbing pants
10:08 AM · Mar 1, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
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Fish, The Lighter of The Black Flame Candle
@GoneFishkin
I wanna go to bottomless brunch. I’m talking no pants and endless mimosas
1:47 PM · Jun 5, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Carl Kinsella
@TVsCarlKinsella
ME: It’s called “Bottomless Brunch,” I can drink as much as I want!
WAITER: Sir, that’s NOT the issue.
[ZOOM OUT. I’M NOT WEARING PANTS.]
7:38 PM · Jul 29, 2017·Twitter Web Client
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Johnny Hopkins
@on_the_johnnn
Really wish someone had clarified what a Bottomless Brunch was before I showed up with no pants on like an idiot!
10:56 AM · Apr 14, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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aSimplySimpleMan
@SimplySimpleMan
*Halfway through bottomless brunch*
Me: Let’s do this!
Waiter: Sir, please put your pants back on…
Me: Well, that’s just false advertising
12:08 PM · Jun 19, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Shaunito ✡️
@shaunafield
Bottomless brunch is actually just brunch in your own home without pants on.
11:05 AM · Jun 22, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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CatHerine
@QuathyInTheSky
BottomleSs brunch at my house means no pants. 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽🥳
12:19 PM · Jun 22, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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momwithaboysname
@momwithaboysna1
The only bottomless brunch I’ve had recently is when my kids refuse to wear pants at the breakfast table
5:08 PM · Sep 10, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Watermelonie Carrier 🎃
@urtle3
Replying to @NSKLOnline @NSKL_ and @RexChapman
Bottomless brunch… as in endless refills, or no pants? Either way, I’m in!
6:39 PM · Mar 25, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Sarah Boddie
@mssarahboddie
the only bottomless brunch i’ve had recently is when my kids refuse to wear pants at the breakfast table.
8:31 AM · May 15, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Alex Jewell 🧢
@bestfoodalex
Apparently bottomless brunch has nothing to do with pants and now I realize I’ve been doing this wrong for years.
3:16 PM · Feb 13, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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maggie m
@margomollo
Have you noticed how restaurants omit pants in the “no shoes, no shirt, no service” sign? It’s because they serve bottomless brunch
3:44 PM · Jul 10, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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Paul R Monarch
@PaulRMonarch
“Bottomless Brunch” appears to be shorthand for “bottomless MIMOSA brunch” but my brain always tells me it means no one wears pants.
4:02 PM · Aug 20, 2022·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Oneliners
Posted by u/theSpine12 October 21, 2022
Boy was I disappointed when everyone else turned up wearing pants to bottomless brunch