“The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade is gonna get a punch”
A pun on the two meanings of “punch” was posted on Twitter by “John” on January 31. 2015:
“The next person to ask for pineapple juice cranberry juice, lemonade and a load of cut fruit all in the same glass will get a punch.”
The joke became popular in 2017, when it was posted on Twitter by “Simon” on January 31, 2017:
“The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.”
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John
@JFD1960
The next person to ask for pineapple juice cranberry juice, lemonade and a load of cut fruit all in the same glass will get a punch
11:53 AM - 31 Jan 2015
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Simon
@SimonsJokes
The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.
12:34 PM - 31 Jan 2017
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Shaun"s joke page
February 2 at 8:32am ·
The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.
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@jokesuk
The next person who asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch!
2:48 PM - 3 Feb 2017
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@ShitJokes
The next person that asks me for pineapple juice, cranberry juice, lemonade and a slice of orange in the same glass is gonna get a punch.
3:26 PM - 3 Feb 2017