"My New Year's resolution is to help all my…

Many people make New Year’s resolutions to lose weight, but losing weight can be difficult. “My New Year’s Resolution is too either lose weight or start hanging out with fat people so I look skinnier. I like the second option more” was posted on Twitter on December 25, 2012. “My New Years resolution is for all my friends to gain 50 pounds” was posted on Twitter on January 19, 2013.

“My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier” was posted on Twitter on December 31, 2016.

“Lord, if I can’t be skinny, please let all my friends be fat” is a similar saying.

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Cole Herbst
‏@ColeHerbst
My New Year’s Resolution is too either lose weight or start hanging out with fat people so I look skinnier. I like the second option more.
11:23 PM - 25 Dec 2012

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Lynn Maria
‏@ZooLilyZoo
My New Years resolution is for all my friends to gain 50 pounds
8:29 PM - 19 Jan 2013

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anthonees
‏@anthonees
My New Years resolution is for all my friends to gain 50 pounds.
11:04 AM - 31 Dec 2013

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Laurel Heenan
‏@LaurelHeenan
my new years resolution is for all my friends to gain 10 pounds
2:40 PM - 29 Dec 2015

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Minion
‏@miffedmim
My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
4:39 PM - 31 Dec 2016

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Antonio Bridges
‏@Antoniobridges8
My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
4:48 PM - 31 Dec 2016 from Grovetown, GA

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Paul Davies-Shuck
‏@shucky1968
My New Year’s resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
1:57 PM - 2 Jan 2017 from Calne, England