“Never eat anything bigger than your head”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: B. KlibanBernard "Hap" Kliban (January 1, 1935 – August 12, 1990) was an influential cartoonist born in New York.(...)LegacyAccording to Art…
“Never eat at a place called Mom’s”
In the early-mid 1900s, many restaurants advertised "real home cooking" and were called "Mom's." Nelson Algren's novel A Walk on the Wild Side (1956) stated three…
“Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma”
New York (NY) Times restaurant critic Bryan Miller wrote a list of "Rules of the Road" in his July 16, 1983 column. One rule was: "The Chinese Law: Never eat Chinese food in…
“Never Eat Chips, Eat Salad Sandwiches And Remain Young” (“necessary” spelling aid)
"Never Eat Chips/Cheese/Cake, Eat Salad/Salmon Sandwiches And Remain Young” is a mnemonic aid that some have used to spell the word “necessary.” The line “Never Eat Chips: Eat Salad…
“Never eat more than you can lift”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Miss PiggyMiss Piggy is a Muppet character who was primarily played by Frank Oz on The Muppet Show. In 2001, Eric Jacobson began performing the role, although…
“Never eat spinach with a stranger”
Highland Appliance Superstore (originally in Highland Park, Michigan) ran a television advertisement in the 1980s for its Washington's Birthday sale. Benjamin Franklin called George Washington…
“Never eat uranium. You’ll get atomic ache”
"Atomic ache" sounds a bit like "a tummy ache." "Eating uranium can cause atomic ache" was posted on the newsgroup Google Groups: rec.humor on April 22, 1991.…
“Never go shopping when you’re hungry”
"Never go shopping (for food) when you're hungry" is a modern adage, cited in print since at least 1971. Studies showed that a hungry shopper spent more and a well-fed shopper spent…
“Never in my whole life would I imagine my hands would consume more alcohol than my mouth”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to use alcohol-based sanitizers on their hands. "I never thought in my entire life that my hands would consume more alcohol than my…
“Never judge a cook by his blubber”
“Never trust a skinny chef” is an old saying. The implication is that the chef doesn't want to eat the food that he makes. "Don't/Never judge a book by its cover" is a…
“Never let a cocktail recipe tell you how much alcohol to use. Measure that shit with your heart”
"Never let a cocktail recipe tell you how much tequila to use. Measure that shit with your heart" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been several variations of…
“Never let a cocktail recipe tell you how much tequila to use. Measure that shit with your heart”
"Never let a cocktail recipe tell you how much tequila to use. Measure that shit with your heart" is a saying that has been printed on many images. There have been several variations of…
“Never look at a beer as half empty. Look at it as half way to the next beer”
"Is the glass half empty or half full?" is a classic question. A beer version has been printed on several images: "Never look at a beer as half empty. Look at it as half way to the…
“Never make eye contact while eating a banana”
"Never make eye contact while eating a banana" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Eating a banana often represents the sex act of fellatio. "I find it awkward…
“Never meat your heroes” (vegetarian/vegan saying)
"Never meet your heroes" is an entertainment saying (usually referring to actors, who are often different than the roles that they play). "Don't/Never meat your heros" (or…
“Never meat your heros” (vegetarian/vegan saying)
"Never meet your heroes" is an entertainment saying (usually referring to actors, who are often different than the roles that they play). "Don't/Never meat your heros" (or…
“Never mix the grape and the grain” (drinking adage)
"Never mix the grape and the grain" is a drinking adage of unknown authorship. "I will not mix the grape and the grain" was cited in 1940. "Never mix the grain and the…
“Never put Nutella on salmon or you’ll get Salmonella”
"Never put Nutella on salmon or you'll get Salmonella" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke Nutella recipe for "Salmonella" was printed on the…
“Never say diet”
"Never say die" is a phrase cited in print from at least 1814. "Never say diet" has been the title of several weight-reducing books and articles, including a 1980 book by…
“Never settle for shitty coffee, shitty friends or shitty men”
"Never settle for shitty coffee, shitty friends or shitty men/relationships" is a saying that has been printed on many images. " RT @pjrvs: never settle for shitty coffee" was…