“Next week, I’m going on a diet. You can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate”

“Next week, I’m going on a diet. You can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate” is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on Twitter on September 27, 2015.
 
   
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wheezper‏
@wheezper
Your GF be like “Next week I’m going on a diet,you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate” lol
5:19 AM - 27 Sep 2015
 
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WYCESCHOLAR‏
@sherikul
Next week I’m going on a diet, you can buy
me jewelry instead of chocolate.
12:40 PM - 27 Sep 2015
 
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theMAINEMAN‏
@normaine4ever
Next week I’m going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate.
#ALDUBmeetsTVJ
1:13 PM - 2 Oct 2015
 
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Frank Ocean‏
@ManariFuni
Next week I’m going on a diet, you can buy me
jewelry instead of chocolate.
2:37 AM - 3 Oct 2015
 
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Shirley Meerson‏
@ShirleyMeerson
Next week I’m going on a diet, you can buy me jewellery instead of chocolate
#quotes #inspiration #humor
11:35 AM - 20 Nov 2015
 
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Dan Hughes 🇺🇸 🌎‏
@DanLHughes1
Next week I’m going on a diet, you can buy me jewelry instead of chocolate. Anonymous #quote
3:14 AM - 27 Jan 2018