“News: Eating dark chocolate and drinking red wine have health benefits…” (joke)

A health news joke was posted on X/Twitter by Rodney Lacroix on March 6, 2017, and has been printed on many images:
     
News: Eating dark chocolate and drinking red wine have health benefits.
Me [dipping Milky Way Bar in merlot]: I’m going to live forever.
   
   
X/Twitter
Rodney Lacroix
@RodLacroix
News: Eating dark chocolate and drinking red wine have health benefits.
Me [dipping Milky Way Bar in merlot]: I’m going to live forever.
1:36 PM · Mar 6, 2017
   
X/Twitter
9026-Eyes
@9026EYES
News: Eating dark chocolate and drinking red wine have health benefits.
Me: I’m going to live forever. Apparently.
3:01 PM · Oct 16, 2018
   
X/Twitter
Tammy Lynne 🇺🇸🍷
@tammytatsch
NEWS: Eating dark chocolate and drinking red #wine have health benefits.
ME (dipping #York Peppermint Patties in Merlot):
I’m going to live forever‼️
5:34 PM · Oct 30, 2019
     
iFunny
BackDraftBeauty_2017
29 feb 2020
News: Eating dark chocolate and drinking red wine have health benefits. Me [dipping Milky Way Bar in merlot]: I’m going to live forever.
 
X/Twitter
Brandan Fokken
@BrandanFokken
News: Eating dark chocolate and drinking red wine have health benefits
Me*dipping Milky Way Bar In Merlot*: I’m going to live forever.
10:09 AM · Feb 13, 2021
   
X/Twitter
Fiona Dodwell
@Angel_Devil982
News:  Eating dark chocolate and drinking red wine may have some health benefits
Me:  [Dips triple-chocolate cookie into a glass of Merlot]  I’m gonna live forever!
1:40 AM · Mar 23, 2023
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Facebook
Wicked Women Book Blog
June 15, 2024 at 9"09 PM ·
News: Eating dark chocolate and
drinking red wine have health
benefits.
Me [dipping Milky Way Bar in
merlot]: I’m going to live forever.
 
X/Twitter
Lola 🐷🌸
@LolaUgfugliio
News:  eating dark chocolate and drinking red wine have health benefits
Me:  *dipping my intense dark Ghirardelli chocolate in merlot* I’m guna live forever
7:34 PM · Jun 17, 2024