“My favorite color is pizza”
"My favorite color is pizza" is a jocular pizza saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the person loves pizza so much, a favorite color is a taste. "My…
"My favorite color is pizza" is a jocular pizza saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that the person loves pizza so much, a favorite color is a taste. "My…
"My favorite exercise is chewing" is a jocular line that has been printed on many T-shirts."Chewing is my favorite exercise!" was in 1952 print advertisements for Milk-Bone dog…
"Lifting" is sometimes a favorite exercise, but lifting what? "is engaged in my favorite form of exercise: lifting the champagne glass from the table to my mouth" was posted on…
"Lifting" is sometimes a favorite exercise, but lifting what? "is engaged in my favorite form of exercise: lifting the champagne glass from the table to my mouth" was posted on…
"Lifting" is sometimes a favorite exercise, but lifting what? "is engaged in my favorite form of exercise: lifting the champagne glass from the table to my mouth" was posted on…
Jenga is a game where players take turns removing one block at a time from a tower of 54 blocks. If the tower collapses, that player "loses" and the other players "win."…
There are six types (flavors) of quarks: up, down, strange, charm, bottom, and top. Forms of na ice cream joke have been cited in print since at least 2004. This was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on…
Caldwell Jones played center for basketball's Philadelphia 76ers when a local sportswriter asked him what was his favorite seafood. "Salt water taffy," Jones responded. The joke was…
"My favorite thing is to clean the kitchen so I can cook dinner so I can clean the kitchen again until I die" is a jocular saying about anyone -- usually a mom -- who works in the…
Salsa is a sauce and not a vegetable, but that's close enough for some people. "My favorite vegetable is salsa" was posted on Twitter by Photo-John on August 16, 2010, and has been…
"My favorite winter sport is walking to the nearest coffee shop" and "My favorite winter sport is walking to the coffee maker" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many…
A calzone isn't a zone, but there are jokes. "WHATS MY FAVORITE ZONE? EASY, ITS 'CAL'" was posted on Twitter by ANGRYORC on November 18, 2013. "My favorite zone is the…
"Fine feathered friend" is said of birds (often chickens). "Fine feathered "friends'" was printed in the Lancaster (Lancashire, UK) Gazette on June 28, 1873.…
"Casual tea" is a pun on the word "casualty." "Count of casualty? Or cup of casual tea?" was posted on Twitter by Laura Briggs on April 27, 2009. "What does a…
"My food is grown and harvested, not born and killed" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "My food is grown and harvested, not born and killed" was posted on…
"My food is grown, not born" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Make a statement with this 100% cotton canvas tote bag! 'My food is Grown not born' -…
Not everyone understands the concept of a frozen banana (a dessert on a stick). American stand-up comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005) told this joke in his act by at least 1999: "My friend…
"Naan" (flatbread) has resulted in some "naan cents" (nonsense) jokes. "I can't believe the Indian restaurant would not accept my jar of change as payment. That's…
Muesli has its own popular joke: ""My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in." The joke has been cited in print since at least 2000 and has been…
"Udders" can sound like "others," and, of course, there are jokes. "Psychotic calves are a danger to themselves and udders" was posted on Twitter by ribbles on March…