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Gravy boats are not boats that sail on water, but there are jokes.

“If you had enough gravy boats would you have a gravy navy?” was posted on X/Twitter by John O’Donoghue on May 28, 2011. “Is a collection of gravy boats technically a gravy navy?” was posted on X/Twitter by Uncle John on March 22, 2012. “When restaurants/hotels have really large sets of gravy boats, I hope the staff refer to it as the Gravy Navy” was posted on X/Twitter by ਜੀਵਨ ਰਾਏ🔻 on December 3, 2013. “A fleet of gravy boats is a gravy navy” was posted on X/Twitter by Jboxcarr on November 24, 2016. “would a fleet of gravy boats be a gravy navy?” was posted on X/Twitter by Victoria on November 26, 2020. “Gravy boat implies the existence of a gravy fleet” was posted on X/Twitter by ☕️Long☕️John☕️Silverfish☕️ on October 1, 2022. “What do you call a group of gravy boats…A gravy navy! ⛴🤣” was posted on Facebook by Thousand Islands Boat Museum on October 9, 2022.

“like living inside a gravy boat in a mashed potato sea” was posted on X/Twitter by Spencer ↙️↙️↙️ on November 17, 2014. “If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be climbing into my gravy boat and sailing away on the mashed potato sea” was posted on X/Twitter by Christina, mother of spiders ✊🦇👻🤘🐍 on September 15, 2019. “Oh yes! And in my gravy boat, I set sail across a mashed potato sea!” was posted on X/Twitter by Ann Autumn on December 27, 2021. “for me, heaven would be floating on a mashed potato sea in a gravy boat” was posted on X/Twitter by simone on November 24, 2022. “The gravy boat implies the existence of a mashed potato sea” was posted on X/Twitter by 👻👻👻 Steve The Ghost 👻👻👻 on May 13, 2024.

“Gravy boats imply the existence of gravy rivers and gravy lakes” was posted on X/Twitter by Jason Crouch on July 23, 2020. “‘Gravy Boat’ implies the existence of a ‘Gravy Lake’ and a ‘Gravy Captain’ so I’m pretty sure that’s gonna be my next career” was posted on X/Twitter by “Nate Limit Exceeded @natesmith.dev on bsky” on November 9, 2020. “Gravy Boat implies the existence of Gravy Train, and Gravy Plane” was posted on X/Twitter by 𝔻𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕪𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕𝕤™ 🏳️‍🌈 on November 9, 2020. “Gravy boats imply the existence of gravy planes, gravy trains, and gravy automobiles” was posted on X/Twitter by I Am Steve on May 24, 2021. “‘Gravy boat’ implies the existence of ‘gravy seamen’” was posted on X/Twitter by Meredith on August 8, 2021.

Wikipedia: Sauce boat
A sauce boat, gravy boat, or saucière is a low jug or pitcher with a handle in which sauce or gravy is served. The typical shape is considered boat-like, hence the name. It often sits on a matching saucer, sometimes attached to the pitcher, to catch dripping sauce.

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John O’Donoghue
@JOD45
If you had enough gravy boats would you have a gravy navy?
7:20 AM · May 28, 2011

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Hannah Larbalestier
@hLarbalestier
If you have lots of gravy boats, does it mean you’re a general of a gravy navy?
*chuckle*
6:08 PM · Nov 3, 2011

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yɘʞƨiʜW ɘilɿɒʜƆ
@cee__dub
Do three gravy boats constitute a gravy navy?
4:42 PM · Nov 24, 2011

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Uncle John
@JohnT09
Is a collection of gravy boats technically a gravy navy?
11:57 AM · Mar 22, 2012

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Richard Hassing
@Hassing2000
The Gravy Navy…gravy boats…gravy destroyers…gravy aircraft carriers…gravy submarines…gravy battleships…mashed potato tug boats..
11:04 AM · Oct 13, 2013

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ਜੀਵਨ ਰਾਏ🔻🇵🇸
@jeevanrai
When restaurants/hotels have really large sets of gravy boats, I hope the staff refer to it as the Gravy Navy.
7:20 AM · Dec 3, 2013

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Spencer ↙️↙️↙️
@spencerhaugh
@jessinader like living inside a gravy boat in a mashed potato sea
6:52 PM · Nov 17, 2014 from Fields Corner Main Streets District, Boston

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i, Coomber
@MdIndescribable
Watching @DaveGorman on #modernlifeisgoodish wonder why gravy boats are called boats. It’s so you can call a collection the “gravy navy” :D
6:10 PM · Aug 25, 2015

Reddit—Showerthoughts
idiopithic—November 21, 2015
If there are gravy boats, is there a gravy navy?

Facebook
Splinter Cellband
December 4, 2015 at 5:19 AM ·
if you had a lot of gravy boats, you’d have a gravy navy…

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Jboxcarr
@Jboxcarr
A fleet of gravy boats is a gravy navy
3:24 PM · Nov 24, 2016

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Saucy
@hamersauce
to be fair the term gravy boat implies the existence of a top secret gravy submarine
7:47 PM · Sep 23, 2018

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wraub
@wraub
The term “gravy boat” suggests a gravy navy
1:38 PM · Sep 26, 2018

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tiny-ass fonts, LLC
@8pt_font
a maritime fleet of gravy boats. a gravy navy
10:38 PM · Mar 11, 2019

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Christina, mother of spiders ✊🦇👻🤘🐍
@Aikiwomannc
If you’ll excuse me, I’ll be climbing into my gravy boat and sailing away on the mashed potato sea.
2:57 PM · Sep 15, 2019

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Greg Wright
@GregHenchman
Calling it a “gravy boat” implies there’s a gravy navy.
10:04 AM · Nov 22, 2019

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Charlie F not X parody (czech) I tweet
@CharlieFrid
You know, if there’s more than one gravy boat on the table, you have a gravy navy.
3:44 PM · Jan 27, 2020

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Brian Holmes
@BrimHolmes
If you had lots and lots of gravy boats, would you call it a gravy navy?
3:15 PM · Jul 12, 2020

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Jason Crouch
@jasoncrouch
Gravy boats imply the existence of gravy rivers and gravy lakes.
9:37 AM · Jul 23, 2020

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Nate Limit Exceeded @natesmith.dev on bsky
@perlhack
‘Gravy Boat’ implies the existence of a ‘Gravy Lake’ and a ‘Gravy Captain’ so I’m pretty sure that’s gonna be my next career
11:13 AM · Nov 9, 2020

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𝔻𝕖𝕤𝕥𝕣𝕠𝕪𝕖𝕣 𝕠𝕗 𝕎𝕠𝕣𝕝𝕕𝕤™ 🏳️‍🌈
@Shinikage221
Gravy Boat implies the existence of Gravy Train, and Gravy Plane
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Nate Limit Exceeded @natesmith.dev on bsky
@perlhack
Nov 9, 2020
‘Gravy Boat’ implies the existence of a ‘Gravy Lake’ and a ‘Gravy Captain’ so I’m pretty sure that’s gonna be my next career
1:18 PM · Nov 9, 2020

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Victoria
@VictoriaSaager
would a fleet of gravy boats be a gravy navy?
4:02 PM · Nov 26, 2020

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I Am Steve
@ImSteveJennings
Gravy boats imply the existence of gravy planes, gravy trains, and gravy automobiles.
4:44 PM · May 24, 2021

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Meredith (Probably a parody)
@Amelie_at_Heart
“Gravy boat” implies the existence of “gravy seamen.”
8:55 PM · Aug 8, 2021

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Ann Autumn
@The_LadyAnn
Oh yes! And in my gravy boat, I set sail across a mashed potato sea! (But seriously, yes. China sets used to come with them and may still for all I know.)
11:11 AM · Dec 27, 2021

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☕️Long☕️John☕️Silverfish☕️
@ColonelSauce
Gravy boat implies the existence of a gravy fleet.
1:17 PM · Oct 1, 2022

Facebook
Thousand Islands Boat Museum is in Gananoque.
October 9, 2022 at 10:22 AM ·
What do you call a group of gravy boats…
A gravy navy! ⛴🤣
Happy Thanksgiving to you and your families from all of us here at TIBM 🦃🍂

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r/oneliners
@funnyoneliners
I got so many gravy boats, I’ve got a gravy fleet. I’m admiral of the Gravy Navy.
3:15 AM · Nov 21, 2022

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simone !
@parasocialyte
for me, heaven would be floating on a mashed potato sea in a gravy boat
8:30 PM · Nov 24, 2022

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👻👻👻 Steve The Ghost 👻👻👻
@SteveTheGh0st
The gravy boat implies the existence of a mashed potato sea.
9:49 PM · May 13, 2024