“If you think eating organic is expensive, you haven’t priced cancer lately”
"If you think eating healthy is expensive... you haven't priced cancer lately" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'You think my food is expensive? Have you…
“If you think farmers are price gouging, try farming”
"If you think farmers are price gouging, try farming" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people have noticed that food prices are rising, and they often blame the…
“If you think organic food is expensive, have you priced cancer lately?”
"If you think eating healthy is expensive... you haven't priced cancer lately" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'You think my food is expensive? Have you…
“If you think the price of sobriety is too high, just wait until you get the bill from regret”
"If you think the price of winning is too high, wait until you get the bill from regret" is a motivational saying that been printed on many images. Businessman, motivational speaker,…
“If you think vegans are easily offended, tell a meat eater you made wings out of cauliflower”
There are "buffalo chicken wings" recipes using cauliflower instead of chicken. "Yes, you can make buffalo 'wings' out of cauliflower" was posted on Twitter by O The…
“If you throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care make sure you put your coffee cup down”
“Throw your hands in the air like you just don’t care” is a saying that became popular in the 1980s. "If you throw your hands in the air like you just don't care, make sure you put…
“If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal. It’s science”
"If you wait long enough to make dinner, everyone will just eat cereal. It's science" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen”
"If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen" is a humorous saying that's been on bumper stickers since at least 2000. The comedian Bobby Ramsen told this joke to Parade…
“If you want to have rabbit stew, first catch the rabbit”
"If you want to have rabbit stew, first catch the rabbit" (or, "first catch your hare") is an old saying of uncertain origins. The proverb was almost certainly infuenced from…
“If you want to know how old you really feel, stop drinking coffee and taking ibuprofen…”
"If you want to know how old you really feel, stop drinking coffee and taking ibuprofen... and then wait" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "you want to know how…
“If you want to lose weight, just fall in love with the wrong person”
"If you want to lose weight, you don't need to exercise or diet. Just fall in love with the wrong person" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "If you want to…
“If you want to make memories, add some tequila”
"If you want to make (some) memories, add (some) tequila" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "If you want to make memories, add some…
“If you want to make memories, add tequila”
"If you want to make (some) memories, add (some) tequila" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "If you want to make memories, add some…
“If you want to make some memories, add some tequila”
"If you want to make (some) memories, add (some) tequila" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "If you want to make memories, add some…
“If you want to make some memories, add tequila”
"If you want to make (some) memories, add (some) tequila" is a saying that has been printed on several images. Authorship is unknown. "If you want to make memories, add some…
“If you want your water to taste better, just add coffee”
"An easy way to make your water taste better is to simply add coffee" has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Facebook by Death Wish Coffee Company on February 12, 2016.…
“If you water water, it grows”
"If you water water, it grows...." was posted on Twitter by conner on July 15, 2018. "If you water water, it grows" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on March 27, 2019.…
“If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?”
"If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Who's the idiot who called it cowboy clothes instead of…
“If you were a fruit, you’d be a fineapple”
"If you were a fruit, you'd be a fineapple" (fine + pineapple) is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "If I were a fruit, Id be a fineapple" was posted on…
“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a rudeabaga”
"If you were a vegetable, you'd be a rudeabaga" (rude + rutabaga) is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "If you were a plant you'd be a…