“If you’re paying $3 for a bottle of smart water, it isn’t working”

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Wikipedia: Glaceau Smartwater
Glaceau Smartwater (stylized smartwater) is a brand of bottled water owned by Energy Brands. Introduced in 1996 in the United States, by 2016 it was one of the top five brands of bottled water in that country with sales worth nearly $830 million in 2017.