“It was the best of shires, it was the Worcestershire’s”
"It was the best of shires, it was the Worcestershire’s" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The pun is on the famous opening line of the historical novel by Charles…
“It was the best of shires, it was the worst of shires” (Worcestershire’s)
"It was the best of shires, it was the Worcestershire’s" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The pun is on the famous opening line of the historical novel by Charles…
“It was the bestestershire, it was the worcestershire”
Government often has "emergency" exceptions to laws. "If you let the government break the law because of an 'emergency', they will always create an 'emergency' to…
“It’s 97 degrees outside. Keep your pumpkin spice away from my margarita”
"It’s 97 degrees outside. Keep your pumpkin spice away from my margarita" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is popular in late August and in September, when…
“It’s a little early for a cocktail. When did you start drinking?”/“March.”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in many lockdowns beginning in March 2020. Liquor stores were deemed essential, and many people drank at home. An illustrated card by Bluntcards, posted…
“It’s a piece of cake…marble cake…with real marbles”
Marble cake isn't made of marble (a metamorphic rock), but there are jokes. "Because one boy a recipe really garbles: Dennis had put in real marbles!" was posted on the newsgroup…
“It’s about time I got out of that cookie” (fortune cookie message)
A jocular fortune cookie message, "It's about time I got out of that/this cookie," has been printed on many images. "Fortune cookie message: 'It's about time I got out…
“It’s about time I got out of this cookie” (fortune cookie message)
A jocular fortune cookie message, "It's about time I got out of that/this cookie," has been printed on many images. "Fortune cookie message: 'It's about time I got out…
“It’s all right to drink like a fish — if you drink what a fish drinks”
"It's all right to drink like a fish — if you drink what a fish drinks" is a jocular one-line saying that was credited by H. L. Mencken's 1942 quotation dictionary to Mary…
“It’s amazing that the thousand islands managed to come together and agree on a single dressing”
Thousand Island dressing is a salad dressing that represents...a miracle of democracy? This was posted on Twitter by WILL 🅾️ on January 19, 2020: "I think one of the most amazing displays…
“It’s breakfast time somewhere”
"It's morning (i.e., breakfast time) somewhere" was popularized by a 2011 television commercial for Kellogg's Crunchy Nut cereal (usually eaten at breakfast). A woman longs to…
“It’s called ‘celery’ because ‘cold, wet plant bones’ takes too long”
Many people don't like celery. Actress and comedian Abbi Crutchfield tweeted on December 8, 2013: "It's called 'celery' because 'cold, wet plant bones' takes too…
“It’s called a Bundt cake because it has a Bundt hole”
A Bundt cake has a hole in the middle. Some call this the "Bundthole"/"Bundt hole" (bunthole/bunt hole). which looks like "butthole." "Most creative thing…
“It’s called pickleball because it’s just a tennis ball that’s soaked in brine”
The game of "pickleball" isn't played with pickles, but there are jokes. "The name of the game is certainly odd — there are no cucumbers soaked in brine and vinegar involved…
“It’s called quiche because ‘egg pie’ sounds like something you’d look up on Urban Dictionary”
A quiche can be considered an egg pie, but it's seldom called that. "quiche....because 'egg pie' sounds disgusting" was posted on Twitter by Brandon Perdue on January 12,…
“It’s called summer water. It’s just like normal water, but has margarita in it”
"Spring water" is known, but what is "summer water"? This was posted on Facebook by Ruby Tuesday on June 22, 2021: "It's called summer water. It's just like…
“It’s called summer water. It’s just like regular water, but it has beer in it”
“Spring water” is known, but what is “summer water”? "It's called summer water. It's just like regular water, but it has beer in it" is a saying that has been printed on…
“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you”
"It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans" and "It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you"…
“It’s called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans”
"It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before tolerating humans" and "It's called Tuesday because I need two cups of coffee before I can tolerate you"…
“It’s coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it’s still early”
"It's coffee and I need some Tuesday. Please excuse my incoherence, it's still early" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker meant to say…