“Is it whiskey?”/“Yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank.”
A whiskey joke has been printed on many images: "Two Chinese men break into a Scottish distillery. One asks, 'Is it whiskey?' The other says, 'Yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing…
A whiskey joke has been printed on many images: "Two Chinese men break into a Scottish distillery. One asks, 'Is it whiskey?' The other says, 'Yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing…
"Around the clock" is used in a chicken pun as "around the cluck." This version was printed on a 1961 newspaper: Pat: "Is raising chickens hard work?"Mike: "It…
Do people like the taste of salad? "is salad dressing used to cover up the taste of salad?" was posted on X/Twitter by l a u r e n 🌙 on January 26, 2015. "One of the innumerable…
"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just glad to see me?" is credited to the actress Mae West (1892-1980), but the saying was not in her movies, such as the frequently (and…
A joke about the Scottish accent is: SCOTSMAN (at a bakery): Is that a custard or a meringue?ENGLISHMAN: You’re not wrong. It’s a custard. "Or a meringue?" sounds like "Or am I…
A coffee joke has been printed on an image, and this form was printed in Radio Life on February 23, 1947: Husband (coming down the stairs): Dear, is that coffee I smell?Wife: It is...and you do!…
A popular beer joke has a couple together at a pub. "I love you," says the man. "Is that you or the beer talking?" asks the woman. "It's me talking to the beer,"…
A popular wine joke has a couple together, sharing wine. "I love you," says the woman. "Is that you or the wine talking?" asks the man. "It's me talking to the…
Fettuccine (a type of pasta) isn't composed of fetishes, but there are jokes. "Fetishini Alfredo #failedmenuitems" was posted on Twitter by VCTF on November 17, 2010. "Do…
Some food is listed as "wild," although many suspect that it's really farm-raised. A joke is: Diner: Waiter, is this boar/duck/meat/rabbit/salmon really wild?Waiter: When we…
Fanta is a fruit-flavored carbonated drink (often orange flavor). "Fanta Sea" (fantasy) is a pun that has been printed on many images. "If Kel loves orange soda, swimming in it would…
A "helpline for alcoholics" seemingly is for help to cure alcoholism, but a joke has it that alcoholics can call it for help on how to mix drinks. This was posted on Twitter by Paul…
A "helpline for alcoholics" seemingly is for help to cure alcoholism, but a joke has it that alcoholics can call it for help on how to mix drinks. This was posted on Twitter by Paul…
"Is your refrigerator a morgue or a garden?" (that is, containing mostly animal products or mostly plant products) is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Is your…
"Is your refrigerator a morgue or a garden?" (that is, containing mostly animal products or mostly plant products) is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. "Is your…
Many people want to eat whatever food they want whenever they want it, regardless if the food is usually served at breakfast or dinner. This was posted (with four images) on Twitter by Danielle on…
"Isn't the smell of coffee the best alarm clock?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The smell of coffee is the best alarm clock" was posted on Twitter by…
"Life ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend" (or "It ain't all burritos and strippers, my friend") is a saying that has been printed on many images. Similar…
Outkast's "Ain't No Thang" (1994) popularized "Ain't no thang but a chicken wing" (or "Ain't no thing but a chicken wing"). The phrase means that…
"It all started with gourmet coffee. Followed by skinny jeans and man buns. Then along came IPA's, hard seltzer's and the downfall of man" (shown on an image) was posted on…