“It’s coffee o’clock”
"It's coffee o'clock" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. 'Coffee o'clock" is a time for drinking coffee, and, for those who enjoy…
“It’s five o’clock somewhere” (drinking saying)
Five o'clock is when many people get out of work and when many bars open. "It's five o'clock somewhere" is a drinking expression -- an old excuse that it's always time…
“It’s Friday! Time to work! And by work I mean drink coffee and pretend to look busy!”
"When in doubt, drink coffee and look busy" and "Friday goals: Drink coffee and look busy until the weekend gets here" are coffee sayings that have been printed on many images.…
“It’s Friday. I can’t wait to get home and pour myself some dinner”
"I can't wait to get home and pour myself some dinner" is a drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "I cant wait to get home and pour myself some dinner" was…
“It’s funny how cucumber water can taste so much better than pickle juice…”
You can squeeze and crush oranges to get orange juice, or apples to get apple juice, but pickle juice isn't from juiced pickles. "Yo where does pickle juice come from???" was posted…
“It’s happy hour somewhere”
"It's happy hour somewhere" is a jocular excuse for drinking that has been printed on many posters. "It must be happy hour somewhere in the world" was cited in a 1987 play.…
“It’s hard to save money when food is always flirting with me”
"It's hard to save money when food is always flirting with me" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "Im trying to save then the food…
“It’s impossible to make half a sandwich”
On the American television sitcom The Big Bang Theory, the episode "The Guitarist Amplification" that originally aired on November 9, 2009, the character Sheldon Cooper (actor Jim…
“It’s ironic that pregnant women can only order virgin drinks”
"Virgin" drinks have no alcohol. Pregnant women are told not to drink alcohol during the pregnancy, so these women (not virgins) often consume "virgin" drinks. Many people find…
“It’s ironic that pregnant women drink virgin cocktails”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterJonathan Lieberman @JonathanLiebermIrony of the day. Pregnant Women drink "virgin" cocktails.8:40 PM - 22 Dec 2008 TwitterAnthony May…
“It’s ironic that pregnant women order virgin cocktails at the bar”
"Virgin" drinks have no alcohol. Pregnant women are told not to drink alcohol during the pregnancy, so these women (not virgins) often consume "virgin" drinks. Many people find…
“It’s lonely at the top, but you eat better”
"It's lonely at the top" is an old American proverb. The novelist Nathaniel Hawthorne's The Marble Faun (1860) has, "It's very lonesome at the summit!"…
“It’s Monday, wine a little”
"It's Monday, wine a little" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Sad it's almost Monday? Wine a little, you'll feel better!" was posted on Twitter…
“It’s nice to see Blood oranges and Cripps apples side-by-side in harmony in produce”
"Bloods" and "Crips" are the names of rival gangs in California. There are "blood oranges" and "Cripps Red"/"Cripps Pink" apples, and there have…
“It’s no longer 5 o’clock somewhere. It’s 2020 everywhere, so drink whenever you want”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to drink a lot. The drinking saying "it's five o'clock somewhere" no longer applied for many people. "Drink whenever…
“It’s no longer called ‘box wine’—the classy term is ‘Cardboardeaux’”
"Cardboardeaux" or "Cardbordeaux" (cardboard + Bordeaux wine) is a jocular name for a box wine. "It's no longer called 'box wine' -- the classy term is…
“It’s not drinking alone if you’re pregnant”
Drinking alcohol while pregnant is bad, but it's the subject of a jocular one-liner. "It's not drinking alone if you're pregnant" was posted on Twitter by Al Coholic on…
“It’s not fair that coffee stains your teeth brown, but milk doesn’t stain them white”
"If coffee stains your teeth yellow, does milk stain your teeth white?" was posted on Twitter on May 19, 2011. Unfortunately, drinking milk doesn't make teeth whiter. "It's…
“It’s not hoarding if it’s wine. It’s a collection”
"It's not hoarding if it's wine. It's a collection" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's not hoarding if it's wine, It's a…
“It’s not my fault I have a double chin. When God was giving out chins…” (gin joke)
"When God passed out brains, I thought He said trains -- and I missed mine..." is one of several lines explaining how someone because such a mess. The lines were printed in many 1942…