“I came, I saw, I caffeinated”
"I came, I saw, I caffeinated" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. It's a variation of "I came, I saw, I conquered" ("Veni, vidi, vici") of…
“I came, I saw, I coffee’d”
"I came, I saw, I coffeed" (or "I came, I saw, I coffee'd") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images." Veni, vidi, vici" ("I came, I saw, I…
“I can be nice. Just add coffee”
"I can be nice. Just add coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I can be nice, just add coffee" was posted on Twitter by Death Wish Coffee Co. on…
“I can cook, so that cancels out at least three of my flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“I can cook, so that cancels out like three of my flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“I can cook, so that should cancel out 3 red flags”
"When a guy is a good cook, it cancels out like three red flags" is a relationship saying that has been printed on many images. Good food is highly valued. "When a guy is a good cook…
“I can eat a lot of sweet potatoes because I am polyyamorous”
"Polyamorous" means having relationships with multiple partners. It does not mean the love of many yams -- poly yam -- but there are jokes. "I'm polyYAMorous!…
“I can eat anything I want and not get fat because I’m already fat”
Some people can seemingly eat anything and not get fat. Mark Leggett posted on Twitter on April 23, 2014: "I can eat anything I want and not get fat because I'm already fat." The…
“I can eat sugar with either hand. I’m ambidextrose”
"I can eat sugar with either hand. I'm ambidextrose" ("ambidetrose" is a portmanteau of "ambidextrous" and "dextrose") is a joke that has been printed…
“I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell”
"I can give you the cause of anaphylactic shock in a nutshell" is a joke from British stand-up comedian Gary Delaney, who used it in the BBC show Mock the Week. The joke was posted to…
“I can no longer read Charlie Brown comic strips due to my Peanuts allergy”
Peanuts is a syndicated comic strip that was published from 1950 to 2000. Some Peanuts television holiday specials featured the Charlie Brown and Snoopy characters. Peanuts has nothing to do with a…
“I can relate to blenders because I also scream while doing my job”
"I can relate to blenders because I also scream while (I'm) doing my job" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Blenders are usually loud. "I can relate to…
“I can relate to blenders because I also scream while I’m doing my job”
"I can relate to blenders because I also scream while (I'm) doing my job" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Blenders are usually loud. "I can relate to…
“I can spell ‘banana,’ but I never know when to stop”
The word "banana" is sometimes difficult to spell, with an extra "n" and "a" often added. An old joke told of a small child who said that he could spell…
“I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol”
"I can walk on water, but I stagger on alcohol" is a jocular saying that has been printed on T-shirts. To "walk on water" is to accomplish an impossible task; the miracle of…
“I can’t believe after changing the name on a pancake box - we haven’t obtained world peace yet”
"Can't believe we don't have world peace after changing the name on pancake boxes and syrup bottles" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying refers to the…
“I can’t believe pretzels are knot bread”
Pretzels are baked bread often -- but not always -- shaped into a twisted knot. "Why do people eat pretzels since they are knot food? (Pun of the Day)" -- from the website Pun of the Day…
“I can’t espresso how much you bean to me”
"I can't espresso how much you bean to me" is a pun-filled coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I can not espresso how much you bean to me" was posted on…
“I can’t even hear too well without my coffee”
Many people need a cup of coffee to function. "I can't even hear well without my coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee usually has nothing to do…
“I can’t even hear well without my coffee”
Many people need a cup of coffee to function. "I can't even hear well without my coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Coffee usually has nothing to do…