“Healthy eating is a sign of self-respect”
"Healthy eating is a sign of self-respect" is a food saying that has been printed on several images. "Healthy eating is a sign of loving your body" was posted on Twitter on May…
“Hear about the narcoleptic Chinese cook? He was always sleep wokking”
"Wok" can sound like "walk." Some people experience sleepwalking, and "sleep-wokking" has become a joke. "While we’re talking about sleep.. I woke up this…
“Hear me out: a keg but for iced coffee”
"Hear me out: a keg but for iced coffee" is a suggestion that has been printed on many images. "A keg but for iced coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Jennifer Baxley• on March…
“Heart attack in a bag”
"Heart attack in a bag" is a meal loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack in a bag" is cited in print since at least January 1995 and first described fast…
“Heart attack in a bottle” (“Heart attack in a can”)
"Heart attack in a bottle" (or "heart attack in a can") is a product loaded with potential artery-cloggers. "Heart attack in a can" is cited in print since at least…
“Heart attack on a bun” (“Cholesterol on a bun”)
"Heart attack on a bun" (or "cholesterol on a bun") is a dish loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack on a bun" is cited in print since at least…
“Heart attack on a plate” (“Cholesterol on a plate”)
"Heart attack on a plate" (or "cholesterol on a plate") is a dish loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack on a plate" is cited in print since at…
“Heart attack on a rack” (biscuits and gravy)
"Heart attack on a bun” (a nickname for biscuits and gravy) is a dish loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack on a rack: biscuits and gravy" was printed in The…
“Heart attack on a stick” (“Cholesterol on a stick”)
"Heart attack on a stick" (or "cholesterol on a stick) is a dish loaded with potentially artery-clogging food. "Heart attack on a stick" is cited in print since at least…
“Heart wants love. Soul wants peace. Body wants sex. Stomach wants tacos”
"Heart wants love. Soul wants peace. Body wants sex. Stomach wants tacos" (also "Body wants sex. Heart wants love. Soul wants peace. Stomach needs tacos") is a taco saying that…
“Heat makes things expand, so I don’t have a weight problem. I’m just hot”
"Heat makes things expand, so I don't have a weight problem. I'm just hot" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Thought of the day: If heat makes…
“Heat, Pressure, and Time. The three things that make a diamond, also make a waffle”
"'Time, heat and pressure. The same things that make a diamond also make a waffle.' ~Scott Meyer" was posted on the newsgroup Google Groups: seattle.eats on June 14, 2001.…
“Heaven is an American salary, a Chinese cook, an English house, and a Japanese wife”
"Little United Nations riddle, hot-foot from the delegates' lounge as the weary diplomats wend their way to points east: how is it possible to have (a) the best and (b) the worst of…
“Heaven is where the cooks are French, the policemen are English, the mechanics are German…”
The nationalities of Europe each have specialties. "Heaven" might be French cooking and "hell" might be British cooking. “Heaven is where the cooks are French, the police are…
“Heavy is the crab that ran the goon”
Crab Rangoon isn't about a crab that ran somewhere, but there are jokes. This was posted on X/Twitter by TORE 🐈🎨 on July 2, 2024, and it received over 112,000 likes: "Heavy is the…
“Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it’s off to the kitchen I go. To grab a cup and fill it up. Heigh-ho, heigh-ho”
"Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to work we go" is a song from the animated film Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs (1937). "Heigh-ho, heigh-ho, it's off to the kitchen I go. To…
“Hell for breakfast” (“Hell-bent for breakfast”)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Dictionary of American Regional Englishhell-for-breakfast adv Also hell-bent for breakfast chiefly West Cf hell-for-leather adv, hell-bent for election adv phr 1,…
“Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry”
"Hell hath no fury like me when I’m slightly inconvenienced and hungry" is a one-line saying about hunger that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on April…
“Hell yes a charcuterie board. Yeah give me room temperature meat and cheese…”
Not everyone likes charcuterie. This sarcasm was posted on X/Twitter (the original tweet is no longer available) by Drew Janda on July 25, 2021: "Hell yes a charcuterie board. Yeah give me…
“Hello, poison control? I just drank unsweet tea”
Many people in the South love sweet tea. A joke was posted on Facebook by Jamar E Jenkins on June 24, 2021: "Hello poison control ?I just drank unsweet tea" The joke went viral, with over…