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“Eggnogstic” (eggnog + agnostic) is a jocular term that has been cited in print since at least 1885. Various definitions have been given.

“If I don’t like egg nog, does that make me an eggnogstic?” was posted on Twitter on December 16, 2008. “I don’t celebrate Christmas, but I do enjoy the festive drinks. You could say I’m eggnogstic” was printed in The Globe and Mail (Toronto, ON) on December 19, 2008.

“I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain eggnogstic” was posted on Twitter on December 24, 2012.

“I’m an atheist 11 months out of the year, but in December I’m eggnogstic” is another “eggnogstic” joke.

Wikipedia: Eggnog
Eggnog /ˈɛɡˌnɒɡ/ (“egg nog’” or “egg-nog”), historically also known (when alcoholic beverages are added) as milk punch or egg milk punch, is a rich, chilled, sweetened, creamy dairy-based beverage traditionally made with milk, cream, sugar, whipped egg whites and egg yolks (which gives it a frothy texture, and its name) and, in some contexts, distilled spirits such as brandy, rum or bourbon.

Wikipedia: Agnosticism
Agnosticism is the view that the existence of God, of the divine or the supernatural is unknown or unknowable.

8 February 1885, Buffalo (NY) Express, pg. 4, col. 4:
“Do you know I’ve been told that you had become a confirmed eggnogstic!”
MAX.

25 December 1904, The Daily Missoulian (Missoula, MT), pg. 4, col. 3:
Agnosticism is on the decline. Owing to the high price of eggs there are not so many eggnogstics as there were last year.

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If their years of drunken rants are any indication, much more eggnogstic than agnostic.

18 December 2002, Philadelphia (PA) Daily News, “On the lamb, he gets arrested,” pg. 10:
A big difference between Clark and Mark is that Mark spends a lot of his energy on the religious aspect of the holiday. He has “Praise God” and “Remember Jesus” in lots of lights on his roof.

Clark, we think, was eggnogstic.

Twitter
David Retherford‏
@dretherford
If I don’t like egg nog, does that make me an eggnogstic?
8:53 AM - 16 Dec 2008

19 December 2008, The Globe and Mail (Toronto, ON), “Your Morning Smile,” pg. L8:
I don’t celebrate Christmas, but I do enjoy the festive drinks. You could say I’m eggnogstic.
- Mike Rosenblum, Toronto

Twitter
Amy Leask‏
@amysanomalies
New word: Eggnogstic (people who aren’t religious, but celebrate Christmas anyway). Tee hee.
5:35 PM - 23 Nov 2009

Twitter
davidjschloss‏
@davidjschloss
Eggnogstic: n - someone who doesn’t believe in the existance of holiday dessert.
2:19 PM - 17 Dec 2009

Urban Dictionary
eggnostic
Someone who is not sure of their opinion of the beverage eggnog. Eggnostics are still awaiting further evidence for the deliciousness of eggnog, or believe that it cannot be known for sure whether eggnog is a good drink.
Daniel was once a pious lover of eggnog, but ever since reading “The Nog Delusion,” he considers himself an eggnostic.
#eggnog #egg #nog #agnostic #atheist #eggnostick #eggnogstic #eggnogstick
by Deltakilo7 November 10, 2010

Twitter
Tyler Cieck‏
@cpaskous
Eggnogstic: I’m not sure if eggnog exists, but if it does, it’s probably delicious.
4:46 PM - 12 Nov 2010

Twitter
Zach Sherwin‏
@zachsherwin
Not sure if I believe in drinking traditional Christmas beverages. Guess I’m eggnogstic.
1:35 PM - 24 Dec 2010

Urban Dictionary
Eggnogstic
A mixed drink that combines Bailey’s, vanilla vodka & eggnog. Similar to a White Russian. Best when served over ice.
I was gonna make White Russians but I ran out of milk. Luckily, I had some eggnog and was able to make Eggnogstics.
#alcohol#eggnog#vodka#white russian#drunk
by Dale Wholphin November 14, 2011

Twitter
PUNS‏
@omgthatspunny
I’m not sure I believe in Xmas parties. I remain eggnogstic.
6:05 PM - 24 Dec 2012

Twitter
MꙬse Allain‏
@MooseAllain
I don’t believe in Advocaat. I’m eggnogstic.
2:26 AM - 7 Jul 2016

Twitter
Venezuelan Shawty‏
@VenezuelanBby
Listen to this terrible punny joke; I only celebrate Christmas for the drinks, I’m eggnogstic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
11:57 PM - 23 Dec 2016

Twitter
jolly dad jokes‏
@dadtellsjokes
What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Santa?
Eggnogstic
8:15 AM - 11 Nov 2017

Reddit—Clean Jokes
My friend doesn’t believe in Santa. (self.cleanjokes)
submitted December 12, 2017 by MusicWebDev
Does that make him eggnog-stic?
COMMENTS
sharkdog73
Nope. Eggnostic would mean he doesn’t know whether to believe in Santa or not.

Twitter
eggfuckr69
@eggapologist
eggnostic = believes there is no way to know for sure whether there is an egg or not
10:48 PM · Dec 18, 2020·twittbot.net