“I don’t call the shots I just drink them”

The phrase “call the shots” shouldn’t be confused with shots of alcohol, but there are jokes.
 
“YOU CALL THE SHOTS… or you just drink em!” was posted on Facebook by X 107.5 on March 18, 2014. “I don’t call the shots… I just drink them” was posted on X/Twitter by 𝔼𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕔 on June 8, 2022. “I don’t call the shots i just drink them” was posted on X/Twitter by Alfie on December 9, 2023.
 
     
Merriam-Webster
call the shots (of)  phrase
as in supervise
to be in charge of
 
Facebook
X 107.5
March 18, 2014 at 10:58 PM ·
YOU CALL THE SHOTS… or you just drink em!

X/Twitter
𝔼𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕔
@praticram
I don’t call the shots… I just drink them….
1:16 AM · Jun 8, 2022 from Bengaluru South, India
 
X/Twitter
𝔼𝕟𝕚𝕘𝕞𝕒𝕥𝕚𝕔
@praticram
... I don’t call the shots… I just drink them.
3:27 AM · Aug 3, 2022 from Bengaluru South, India
   
X/Twitter
Joel Jeffrey
@joeljeffrey
I don’t call the shots around here, I just drink them
4:46 PM · Dec 30, 2022
 
X/Twitter
Alfie
@DownFrontArtist
I don’t call the shots i just drink them.
7:35 PM · Dec 9, 2023
 
X/Twitter
Alfie
@DownFrontArtist
I don’t call the shots i just drink them.
3:56 AM · Mar 10, 2024
     
X/Twitter
Arunee Marvan
@aruneemarvan
▪️I don’t call the shots I just drink them
Credit @arang2o_o
8:27 AM · Mar 28, 2024
 
X/Twitter
Alfie
@DownFrontArtist
I don’t call the shots I just drink them.
8:33 PM · Nov 7, 2024