"I don't say good morning until after my first coffee, because before that, it isn't" (shown on an image by carefulcoffee.com) was posted on Espresso Outlet on April 2, 2014.…
A joke about marches -- and fat people -- was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on August 19, 2017: "I don't see why in this day and age there aren't marches against fat shaming. Because…
"No, I don't take soup. You can't build a meal on a lake" is a soup saying that has been printed on many images. The quotation is from New York-born socialite and interior…
"I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore, I just like the idea of having coffee" was posted on X/Twitter by Shafeeq on February 17, 2023, and received over 7,400 likes. The…
"I don't want to eat anything that has a mother" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. “'I don’t eat anything that had a mother,' is the way Jacobs…
"I can't walk the walk or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink the drink, I'm all yours!" is a jocular drinking sayin that has been printed on many images. "I…
Reincarnation has nothing to do with Carnation brand evaporated milk, but there are jokes. "Who wants to come back as a tin of milk ?????" was posted on the newsgroup…
A "curmudgeon" should not be confused with a "curdmudgeon" (curds + curdmudgeon), but there are jokes. "@BeerCurmudgeon cheese-curd-mudgeon" was posted on Twitter by…
“I don’t drink beer. I drink a wheat smoothie" is a jocular drinking saying that has been printed on many images. "Beer is just a wheat smoothie, for the soul. Happy St…
"I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine/it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "I don't have a…
"I don’t have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine/it" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown. "I don't have a…
"I don’t have enough coffee or middle fingers for today" (meaning that it's a tough, disagreeable day) is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
"I don’t like whiny and cheesy people, but I do like wine and cheese people" is a jocular one-line wine-and-cheese saying that has been printed on several images. The saying has been…
"I don't know the secret to happiness, but I've never been sad at a Mexican restaurant" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "I don’t necessarily know the…
"I don’t rise and shine. I caffeinate and hope for the best" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "No, I don't really 'rise and shine.' Most…
"I don’t understand why people say hurtful things, like 'Want to go for a run?' or 'Try this kale'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
"Donut" doesn't sound like "do not," but there are puns. "I donut know what I'd do without you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
"I donut (do not) understand food puns" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "i Donut understand food puns" was posted on Twitter on January 28,…
"I doubt vodka is the answer, but it's worth a shot" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and ecards. "Tequila…
"I drank so much coffee today that I accidentally believed in myself" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I drank so much coffee today that I…