“Hey vegetarians, my food shits on your food”
"Hey vegans/vegetarians, my food poops/shits on your food" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "My food" means animals and "your food" means plants.…
“Hey, does anyone have a charger? My milk is only at 2%”
"2% milk" refers to the fat content of the milk. It's not like a phone at 2% power, but there are jokes. "I think I need new WiFi my milk is only at 2% and I got it a week ago.…
“Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and your back didn’t hurt?”
"Remember when you didn't need coffee to function and your back didn't hurt?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying became popular in October 2019, but…
“Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry?”
"Hey, remember when you didn’t need coffee to function and buying jeans didn’t make you cry? Good times" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker probably has…
“Hill of beans” (idiom)
"Hill of beans" (or "not worth a hill of beans") means a worthless thing or endeavor; a "bean" isn't worth much, so a "hill of beans" isn't worth…
“History flows forward on rivers of beer”
"History flows forward on rivers of beer" is a saying about alcohol that has been cited in print since at least 1995. The authorship of the saying is unknown. Google Groups:…
“Hit men prefer to order take-out food”
"Takeout" food means food that will be consumed away from its place of sale (such as "takeout" from a restaurant). A hit man is paid to "take out" a target. This joke…
“Hit the spot” (satisfy hunger or thirst)
"Hit the spot" possibly originated in the military, with a shot aimed to hit a spot (or target). By the 1840s, to "hit the spot" meant something desirable, satisfying a need.…
“Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus”
"Hocus pocus, I need coffee to focus" is a coffee saying (popular around Halloween) that has been printed on many images. "Hocus Pocus I need coffee to focus" was posted on…
“Hold my bag of chips & Mountain Dew while I google if raw milk is safe”
‘’Hold my bag of chips and coke while I google if raw milk is safe’’ (or "Hold my Febreze and Doritos while I google if raw milk is safe") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Hold my bag of chips and coke while I google if raw milk is safe”
"Hold my bag of chips and coke while I google if raw milk is safe" (or "Hold my Febreze and Doritos while I google if raw milk is safe") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Hold my Febreze and Doritos while I google if raw milk is safe”
‘’Hold my bag of chips and coke while I google if raw milk is safe’’ (or "Hold my Febreze and Doritos while I google if raw milk is safe") is a saying that has been printed on…
“Holiday calories don’t count”
"Holiday calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "She (Sophia Slotnick -- ed.) noted that her way of serving sponge cake with whipped…
“Holiday Rules: 1. Do not go into debt trying to show people how much you love them…”
Three jocular "Christmas Rules" (sometimes titled "Thanksgiving Rules" or "Holiday Rules") have been printed on many images. These "Holiday Rules" were…
“Holiday stress pairs well with cookies”
"Holiday stress pairs well with cookies" is a jocular saying. Holiday stress doesn't pair well with anything, but cookies can often make people happy. "Holiday stress pairs well…
“Hollandaise is just mayonnaise made of ground up people from Holland”
Hollandaise sauce has often been compared to mayonnaise. Hollandaise sauce is from vinegar, fresh butter and egg yolk; mayonnaise is from lemon, vegetable oil and egg yolk. Hollandaise sauce is…
“Hollandaise sauce is just hot mayonnaise”
Hollandaise sauce has often been compared to mayonnaise. Hollandaise sauce is from vinegar, fresh butter and egg yolk; mayonnaise is from lemon, vegetable oil and egg yolk. Hollandaise sauce is…
“Hollandaise sauce is just mayonnaise that did a semester abroad”
Hollandaise sauce has often been compared to mayonnaise. Hollandaise sauce is from vinegar, fresh butter and egg yolk; mayonnaise is from lemon, vegetable oil and egg yolk. Hollandaise sauce is…
“Hollandaise sauce is just warm mayonnaise”
Hollandaise sauce has often been compared to mayonnaise. Hollandaise sauce is from vinegar, fresh butter and egg yolk; mayonnaise is from lemon, vegetable oil and egg yolk. Hollandaise sauce is…
“Holy guacamole!”; “Holy cannoli!”
"Holy guacamole!" (cited in print since at least 1968) and "Holy cannoli!" (cited in print since at least 1982) are two popular food exclamations. "Holy guacamole!"…