“Gyozas are just Japanese pierogies”
The Polish pierogi (plural, "pierogi" or "pierogis" or "pierogies") has been compared to the Japanese gyoza (plural, "gyoza" or "gyozas").…
“H2O is hot water, and CO2 is cold water”
"Define H2-O and CO-2. H2-O is hot water and CO-2 is cold water" (supposedly from a student exam paper) was printed in The Lamar Democrat (Vernon, AL) on November 9, 1932. "Coach:…
“Had too much wine last night. Have no idea how I got home from the sofa”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic led many to isolate in their homes. Liquor stores were open and were deemed essential businesses. This was posted on Twitter by Randi Mayem Singer on March 31,…
“Hakuna Ma’Coffee. It means no worries. I’ll just drink coffee for the rest of the day”
"Hakuna Ma'Coffee. It means no worries. I'll just drink coffee for the rest of the day" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata"…
“Hakuna Ma’Vodka. It means no memories”
"Hakuna Ma'Vodka. It means no memories for the rest of your day/night" is a jocular line that has been printed on T-shirts. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no…
“Hakuna Mimosa. It means it’s brunchtime”
"Hakuna Mimosa. It means it's brunchtime"is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no worries." The song…
“Hakuna Moscato. It means drink wine”
"Hakuna Moscato. It means drink more wine" is a jocular wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Hakuna matata" is Swahili for "no worries." The song…
“Half a pound of bacon please.”/“Lean back, sir?” (joke)
Some people go to the butcher and order "lean back" bacon. A joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.life.universe.everything on March 28, 1997: Man goes into the Butchers, "Half a…
“Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for a margarita”
There is a time in the late afternoon when it's seemingly too late for coffee, but too early for alcohol. "too late for coffee, too early for wine...what to do??" was posted on…
“Half the day, I wonder if it’s too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it’s too early for alcohol”
"Half the day, I wonder if it's too late for coffee. The other half, I wonder if it's too early for alcohol" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I'll…
“Halloween apples!” (Halloween shout)
"Trick or treat!" is a popular Halloween shout. "Halloween apples!" (or "Any Halloween apples!") is another cry that has been popular in Canada, especially in the…
“Halloween calories don’t count”
"Halloween calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. However, everyone knows that calories from all that trick-or-treat candy certainly can add…
“Halloween candy isn’t bad for you if you keep it in a salad bowl”
Is anything you eat out of a salad bowl healthy? Maybe not! "Oreos can be a salad if you eat them out of a salad bowl" was posted on Facebook by Dan Regan on September 3, 2017.…
“Halloween. Wearing masks, eating candy, listening to scary stuff…”
The 2020 coronavirus outbreak resulted in many requirements to wear masks. "Halloween. Wearing masks, eating candy, listening to scary stuff. Isn't that what we've been doing the…
“Hamburger comes from the German city of Hamburg. Cheeseburger comes from the city of Cheeseburg”
Entry in progress -- BP TwitterKarl Sharro@KarlreMarksHamburger comes from the German city of Hamburg while cheeseburger comes from the city of Cheeseburg. I'll see myself out.5:36 AM · Jul…
“Hamburger Helper implies the existence of a darker Hamburger Hurter”
Hamburger Helper is a food product from General Mills. Does it imply the existence of other products, such as those that do not help? "the hamburger helper implies the existence of a hamburger…
“Hamburger Helper implies the existence of a Hamburger Betrayer”
Hamburger Helper is a food product from General Mills. Does it imply the existence of other products, such as those that do not help? "the hamburger helper implies the existence of a hamburger…
“Hamburger Helper implies the existence of a Hamburger Hamperer”
Hamburger Helper is a food product from General Mills. Does it imply the existence of other products, such as those that do not help? "the hamburger helper implies the existence of a hamburger…
“Hamburger Helper implies the existence of a Hamburger Harmer”
Hamburger Helper is a food product from General Mills. Does it imply the existence of other products, such as those that do not help? "the hamburger helper implies the existence of a hamburger…
“Hamburger Helper implies the existence of a Hamburger Hinderer”
Hamburger Helper is a food product from General Mills. Does it imply the existence of other products, such as those that do not help? "the hamburger helper implies the existence of a hamburger…