“I accidentally left a blood orange next to a crip orange and now there’s fucking juice everywhere”
“Bloods” and “Crips” are the names of rival gangs in California. There is a “blood orange,” and some have suggested there must be a “crip orange.”
“Got some blood oranges. Woke up to a territory war in the kitchen with their rival crip oranges. (via @awryone)” was posted on Twitter by Ticia Drake Isom on September 22, 2009. “I have been informed that no… there is no such thing as crip orange… only blood orange ... #knowledgeIsPower” was posted on Twitter by 🤟🏾☄️ | Ziiiro on January 14, 2012. “RT @duplicitron: I accidentally left a blood orange next to a crip orange and now there’s fucking juice everywhere” was posted on Twitter by 𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨 on August 26, 2012.
“blood oranges > crip oranges” was posted on Twitter by Lucy on March 4, 2015. “Blood Oranges > Crip Oranges” was posted on Twitter by Brad Quickbrown on August 19, 2015. “🅱️LOOD ORANGES > CRIP ORANGES” was posted on Twitter by KISHIN on May 18, 2018.
“Blood orange implies the existence of a crip orange” was posted on Twitter by Jeff Computers on December 13, 2018. “The existence of blood oranges implies the existence of crip oranges” was posted on Twitter by Eric Vuong on February 17, 2020. “blood oranges imply the existence of crip oranges” was posted on Twitter by schrödinger’s brain on April 29, 2020. “Blood orange implies the existence of crip orange or has that joke been made already?” was posted on Twitter by KillerDirtyFame on April 6, 2021. “Blood orange implies the existence of crip orange” was posted on Twitter by HEEL KAYDEN on February 18, 2022. “Blood oranges imply the existence of crip oranges” was posted on Twitter by Matthew Fellows on November 18, 2022.
“It’s nice to see Blood oranges and Cripps apples side-by-side in harmony in produce” and “High blood pressure implies the existence of high crip pressure” are related jokes.
Wikipedia: Blood orange
The blood orange is a variety of orange (Citrus × sinensis) (also referred to as raspberry orange) with crimson, almost blood-colored flesh.
Wikipedia: Bloods
The Bloods, also known as Original Blood Family (OBF), are a primarily African-American street gang founded in Los Angeles, California. The gang is widely known for its rivalry with the Crips.
Wikipedia: Crips
The Crips, also known as Original Crip Homies (OCH), are a gang based in the coastal regions of southern California. They were founded in Los Angeles, California in 1969 mainly by Raymond Washington and Stanley Williams. Once a single alliance between two autonomous gangs, they are now a loosely connected network of individual “sets”, often engaged in open warfare with one another.
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Ticia Drake Isom
@ticia42
Got some blood oranges.
Woke up to a territory war in the kitchen
with their rival crip oranges. (via @awryone)
9:45 AM · Sep 22, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Rich Powell
@rrpowell
The blood oranges are almost back in season! Finally, I can show my disdain for Crip oranges.
2:10 PM · Dec 14, 2009·Twitter Web Client
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Captain Novolin
@CaptainNovolin
whoah what the fuck, bro! don’t bring a blood orange here, this is crip orange turf! your roange is gonna get stabbed
6:17 PM · Dec 17, 2011·Mobile Web
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🤟🏾☄️ | Ziiiro
@ZiiiroTheComet
I have been informed that no… there is no such thing as crip orange… only blood orange ... #knowledgeIsPower
11:21 AM · Jan 14, 2012·Plume for Android
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𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕤𝕡𝕙𝕠𝕣 𝕘𝕝𝕠𝕨
@phosphor_glow
RT @DadBeard: RT @duplicitron: I accidentally left a blood orange next to a crip orange and now there’s fucking juice everywhere.
6:54 PM · Aug 26, 2012·Twitter SMS
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Remington Cox
@remington3000
I accidentally left a blood orange next to a crip orange and now there’s juice everywhere.
2:17 AM · Aug 27, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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The One and Only
@itsmeNolan
Don’t ever keep your blood oranges in the same drawer as your crip oranges.
6:27 PM · Oct 3, 2012·Twitter for BlackBerry®
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Brian Bacon
@HiImBrian
The bartender just put a blood orange next to a crip orange and now there’s juice EVERYWHERE.
11:28 PM · Oct 14, 2012·Twitter for iPhone
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Ian
@muddymudskipper
Blood oranges won the turf war with crip oranges
1:42 PM · Dec 10, 2012·Seesmic
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Aoife O’C
@Janey_Mac
RT @Twistedlilkitty Just ate a blood orange.
The crips oranges will be pleased.
4:40 AM · Jan 26, 2013·TweetDeck
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DD
@Chillits_DavidD
Replying to @that_mothafucka
“@Sal0630: Blood oranges are just regular oranges that will kill a Crip orange for being on their turf.”
@T_H0le
1:17 PM · Jan 27, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Stephanie Mieczkowski’s Manifesting Her Dream Life
@IGotsSmarts
I can’t tell if an orange is a blood orange or a crip orange.
11:48 PM · Dec 1, 2014·Tweetbot for iΟS
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Lucy
@lucycappiello
blood oranges > crip oranges
11:09 PM · Mar 4, 2015·Twitter Web Client
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Stephanie Mieczkowski’s Manifesting Her Dream Life
@IGotsSmarts
The enemy of the blood orange is the crip orange.
1:04 AM · May 15, 2015·Tweetbot for iΟS
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Brad Quickbrown
@Foxmilk
Blood Oranges > Crip Oranges
7:04 AM · Aug 19, 2015·Twitter for Android
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Toddzilla™️
@becoolbear
I brought home blood oranges just to see how my Crips oranges would react.
10:02 PM · Feb 8, 2018·Twitter for iPad
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The Return of Andy Mac
@TheReal_AndyMac
I accidentally left a blood orange next to a crip orange and now there’s juice EVERYWHERE!
10:57 PM · Apr 2, 2018·Twitter for Android
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KISHIN
@nervistetch
🅱️LOOD ORANGES > CRIP ORANGES
10:03 AM · May 18, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Jeff Computers
@JeffMyspace
Blood orange implies the existence of a crip orange
5:38 PM · Dec 13, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/G0bl1nd4ddy666 December 30, 2019
Since there are Blood oranges there must be Crip oranges too.
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ULTRAMANE.💫
@Brandaid_
LMAOOOO. Since blood orange exist , we are opened to the idea that crip oranges also exist .
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sportmodecrocs
@dakuyadoesit
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Jan 14, 2020
Replying to @Brandaid_
Why you set trippin on an orange tho lmao
2:15 AM · Jan 14, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Eric Vuong
@erictaivuong
The existence of blood oranges implies the existence of crip oranges
7:32 PM · Feb 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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UCSC Squirrel
@SquirrelUcsc
Replying to @LaurenM8123
Blood oranges imply that there must be crip oranges
4:59 PM · Feb 18, 2020 from Santa Cruz, CA·Twitter for iPhone
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schrödinger’s brain
@skunkdoll
blood oranges imply the existence of crip oranges
12:10 AM · Apr 29, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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mouse 🐁
@HIBlSCUS
a blood orange implies the existence of crip orange
6:04 PM · Jan 14, 2021 from Emeryville, CA·Twitter for iPhone
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KillerDirtyFame
@KillerDirtyFame
Blood orange implies the existence of crip orange or has that joke been made already?
8:21 AM · Apr 6, 2021·Twitter for Android
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😈Ritz😈
@FashiesBad
Blood orange implies the existence of Crip oranges
1:29 PM · Jun 1, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Jay ChiLLx (Chillz) 😎
@IceColdChiLLz
The existence of blood orange implies that there is a crip orange.
That’s brazy.
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Pocket Candy Pimpin 🥃🧡
@KilHer_Instinct
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Jun 2, 2021
Replying to @NeaNea005
Mango, shea butter, blood orange
11:27 AM · Jun 2, 2021·Twitter for Android
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HEEL KAYDEN
@Kaydrebooted
Blood orange implies the existence of crip orange
12:48 PM · Feb 18, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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becca
@beccadagoo
blood orange implies crip orange. no it doesnt sorry
2:39 AM · Aug 24, 2022·Twitter Web App
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Clay Russell
@clayrr
We hear about blood oranges all the time. You’d think the crips oranges would have protested before now.
3:35 PM · Oct 25, 2022·Twitter for iPhone
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Matthew Fellows
@fattmellows
Blood oranges imply the existence of crip oranges
3:41 AM · Nov 18, 2022·Twitter for iPhone