“Don’t trust anyone that orders a medium pizza”
Many people cannot understand how anyone orders a medium pizza. One should always order a large pizza, even if there is leftover pizza.
“@FabMissK: ‘Pl[a]ybook is like a medium pizza. Who EVER orders a medium pizza? No one. That’s who. Go big or go home’” was posted on X/Twitter by martin’ on October 19, 2010. “Who the F—- orders a medium pizza? Yeah, I’d like a pizza, but smaller, please” was posted on X/Twitter by Mbritch on November 11, 2011. “Who orders a medium pizza?” was posted on X/Twitter by Vaughan on November 19, 2012.
“Don’t trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza….” was posted on X/Twitter by Cherye on May 17, 2013. “Never trust anyone who orders a Medium Pizza” was posted on X/Twitter by Big Mama on August 6, 2013. “Who in the fuck orders a medium pizza ?” was posted on X/Twitter by Tony P. on September 7, 2018. “Who in the fuck orders a medium pizza ?” was posted on X/Twitter by Tony P. on September 8, 2024.
X/Twitter
martin’
@martincarstens
On iPad/PlayBook size
@FabMissK: “Pl[a]ybook is like a medium pizza. Who EVER orders a medium pizza? No one. That’s who. Go big or go home.”
12:25 PM · Oct 19, 2010
X/Twitter
Mbritch
@MBritch
Who the F—- orders a medium pizza? Yeah, I’d like a pizza, but smaller, please.
6:02 PM · Nov 11, 2011
X/Twitter
Vaughan
@drrvphd
Who orders a medium pizza?
12:49 PM · Nov 19, 2012
X/Twitter
Cherye
@Clanopath
Don’t trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza….
3:35 PM · May 17, 2013
X/Twitter
Vermouth
@btlrocket
Never trust a person who orders a medium pizza.
11:34 AM · May 20, 2013
X/Twitter
Ali Chahine
@AliChahine_
“@jimmyaamen: Never, ever trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza” Genius !
11:28 AM · Jun 23, 2013
X/Twitter
Big Mama
@Hello_Brittanyy
Never trust anyone who orders a Medium Pizza.
10:38 PM · Aug 6, 2013
Facebook
R Mark Gray
December 3, 2013 at 10:30 PM ·
Never trust anyone who orders a medium pizza
X/Twitter
Jay Kleinknecht
@jayk57401
Never trust someone who orders a medium pizza- #lying2yourself
11:57 AM · Apr 4, 2015
X/Twitter
Kirɐn Khɐn
@KiranxKhan
Don’t trust anyone who orders a Medium Pizza ....
4:41 AM · Jun 30, 2016
X/Twitter
CLE Buckeye aka Ed 🎶⚾🏈🥃☮️
@Conch4181
Who the F orders a medium pizza?!
11:31 PM · Jan 30, 2017 from Lakewood, OH
X/Twitter
ginger-neutral
@itsloganworrell
What kind of piece of shit orders a medium pizza?
7:24 PM · Apr 19, 2018
X/Twitter
Bradbury
@JohnBradburyII
Don’t trust anyone that orders a medium pizza….
8:22 AM · May 23, 2018
X/Twitter
Tony P.
@Tbone7219
Who in the fuck orders a medium pizza ?
9:56 PM · Sep 7, 2018
Facebook
Brian Spencer
May 16, 2019 at 8:01 PM ·
Don’t trust anyone that orders a Medium Pizza.
X/Twitter
Cassidy Haynes of Bodyslam.net
@Casshooole
Seriously though. Who orders a medium pizza?
10:42 PM · Nov 18, 2019
X/Twitter
Tony P.
@Tbone7219
Who the fuck orders a medium pizza?
4:20 PM · Jan 20, 2020
X/Twitter
Melissa Pfeister
@Hot_For_Food
Never trust a person who orders a medium pizza
3:02 PM · Aug 1, 2020
X/Twitter
Tony P.
@Tbone7219
What kind of psychopath orders a medium pizza ?
7:45 PM · Dec 12, 2020
X/Twitter
Lee Goff
@LeeGoffIII
Never trust anyone that orders a medium pizza
9:03 AM · May 20, 2024
X/Twitter
Tony P.
@Tbone7219
What kind of emotional trainwreck orders a medium pizza?
8:46 PM · Jun 27, 2022
X/Twitter
James Bacon
@JamesABacon
Don’t trust anyone that orders a medium pizza.
3:51 PM · Sep 2, 2024
X/Twitter
Tony P.
@Tbone7219
Who in the fuck orders a medium pizza ?
8:22 PM · Sep 8, 2024