“Cinnamon is really just delicious sawdust”
Cinnamon is made from the bark of Cinnamomum trees. Cinnamon powder has been compared to sawdust. "Ground cinnamon is sawdust. But there is good sawdust and bad sawdust," a Chicago (IL)…
“Cinnamon rolls not gender roles”
"Cinnamon rolls not gender roles" is a gender saying that has been printed on many images. "Cinnamon rolls not gender roles" was posted on Twitter by Sam Wilson on March 8,…
“Circle is the shape of soup”
Many people are used to circular soup bowls. This was posted on Twitter by charlie on January 5, 2021, and received over 539,500 likes: "putting soup in a square tupperware...... it’s just…
“City Juice” & “One on the City” (water)
"City juice" and "one of the city" is old soda jerk slang for simple "water." The terms were briefly in use in the 1920s and 1930s, but have long since disappeared. 1…
“Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets”
"Clear alcohols are for rich women on diets" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on many images. The line was said on the American situation comedy television series Parks and…
“Club sandwiches, not seals”
"Club sandwiches, not seals" is a humorous saying about a serious environmental topic that has been printed on T-shirts and many other gift items. The T-shirt saying has been cited in…
“Club soda is just angry water”
"Club soda is just angry water" is a saying for those who think that carbonation makes water angry. "Club soda tastes like angry water" was posted on Twitter by Kyrai on August…
“Club soda is just liquid tv static”
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…
“Club soda tastes like tv static”
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…
“Coaster?? That’s for people who put their coffee down”
"Coffee table? Psh. Those are for people that actually put their coffee down" is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images. "Coaster?? That's for people who put…
“Coating chicken in egg batter is pretty messed up when you think about it”
"Does anybody else think that dipping chicken in egg batter before frying it is a double insult?" is an observation that was posted on the newsgroup rec.arts.tv.mst3k.misc on April 3,…
“Cobbler is upside-down pie”
Cobbler (a dessert) has frequently been described as upside-down pie. "okay cobbler is upside down pie" was posted on Twitter by Michael on April 10, 2011. "Cobbler is basically an…
“Coca Cola went to town, Pepsi Cola shot him down”
A popular children's chant is: Coca Cola went to town, Pepsi Cola shot him down. Dr. Pepper fixed him up, Now we all drink 7-Up "Pepsi-Cola went to town" was cited in print in 1960;…
“Cocktails are dangerous because it just tastes like juice and then you can’t walk”
Many people say that cocktails are dangerous because they taste like juice and people forget about the alcohol content. "Cocktails are dangerous because it just tastes like juice and then you…
“Cocktails are dangerous because it tastes like just juice and then you can’t walk”
Many people say that cocktails are dangerous because they taste like juice and people forget about the alcohol content. "Cocktails are dangerous because it just tastes like juice and then you…
“Cocktails are dangerous because they just taste like juice and then you can’t walk”
Many people say that cocktails are dangerous because they taste like juice and people forget about the alcohol content. "Cocktails are dangerous because it just tastes like juice and then you…
“Coconut water tastes like water that’s already been in someone’s mouth”
Many people do not like coconut water. "Coconut water tastes like water that's already been in someone's mouth" is a saying that as been printed on many images. “'Coconut…
“Coconuts are mammals because they have hair and produce milk”
"Coconuts are mammals because they have hair and produce milk" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I just read a book in which an interesting point was made: coconuts…
“Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey—until Thanksgiving”
"Coexistence: what the farmer does with the turkey -- until Thanksgiving" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually credited to American magazine reporter Mike Connolly…
“Coffee—A tasty cup of caffeinated sanity in an uncertain world”
"Coffee isn't just a beverage. It's a tasty cup of caffeinated sanity in an uncertain world" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying (shown on an…