“Candy canes are the candy corn of Christmas”
Various foods have been called "the candy corn of Christmas." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no…
“Candy corn is just corn turned into corn syrup then back into corn”
Candy corn is made primarily from sugar and corn syrup. "Candy corn is the only truth in the world. High fructose corn syrup formed BACK into corn" was posted on Twitter on October 8,…
“Candy corn is the raisin of the candy world”
Many people do not like candy corn. It's been said that candy corn is like raisins in the candy world -- not a proper fit. "Candy corn is the raisin of candy" was posted on X/Twitter…
“Candy corn: The texture may be gross but at least the flavor is terrible”
Candy corn is disliked by many people. "Candy corn: The texture may be off-putting but at least the flavor is horrible" was posted on Twitter by Kumail Nanjiani on December 1, 2014. (The…
“Candy corn: The texture may be off-putting but at least the flavor is horrible”
Candy corn is disliked by many people. "Candy corn: The texture may be off-putting but at least the flavor is horrible" was posted on Twitter by Kumail Nanjiani on December 1, 2014. (The…
“Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker”
American poet Ogden Nash (1902-1971) published "Random Reflections" in The New Yorker magazine on August 8, 1930, and this became, perhaps, his most famous poem: "ON…
“Candy is dandy, but wine is divine”
"Candy is dandy, but wine is divine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker" (published in The New Yorker on 1930) is a…
“Cannellini beans. Lini beans are delicious but I couldn’t eat a whole can”
Cannellini beans are white kidney beans. A joke has "Cannellini beans" as "can of Lini beans." "Turns out there are no such thing as 'Lini beans.' I read the…
“Cannibal 1: Your wife makes great soup. Cannibal 2: Yes, but I’ll miss her.”
There's a difference, when a wife "makes soup," between "preparing" the soup and "being in" the soup. A cannibal joke is: Cannibal 1: Your wife makes great soup.…
“Cannibal implies the existence of cannotibal”
"Cantibal" (or "can'tibal") and "canntibal" (or "cann'tibal") have been suggested as the opposite of "cannibal." "cantibal someone…
“Cannibal implies the existence of cantibal”
"Cantibal" (or "can'tibal") and "canntibal" (or "cann'tibal") have been suggested as the opposite of "cannibal." "cantibal someone…
“Cannibal’s favorite appetizer: Chef Salad”
"Chef salad" is salad prepared by a chef (or according to a chef's directions). "Chef salad" doesn't contain any chefs as an ingredient, but there are several cannibal…
“Cannibals will never go hungry. They can always make themselves a snack”
"If cannibals start starving, they can always make themselves a snack" was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on January 26, 2019. It was removed (Showerthoughts doesn't accept…
“Cantaloupes taste like they don’t believe in themselves”
Canaloupes have an uncertain taste, not as sweet as some melons. This was posted on X/Twitter by MonsterKing on March 22, 2021, and received over 62,000 likes: "Cantaloupes taste like they…
“Cappuccino is the dessert form of coffee”
Many people order a cappuccino at the end of a meal. "I believe cappuccino is the dessert form of coffee" was cited in print in 1995. "Cappuccino is the dessert form of coffee"…
“Cappuchinos—coffee colored cotton pants”
Cappuccino (espresso-based coffee) has nothing to do with chinos (trousers from chino cloth), but there are jokes. "I can only presume that those coffees advertised as 'Cappuchinos'…
“Capri Sun is White Claw for kids”
Capri Sun drinks have been compared to White Claw (an alcoholic seltzer water beverage). "drinking white claw is like drinking a caprisun with some carbonaion in it" was posted on Twitter…
“Caramels are just a fad, but chocolate is a permanent thing”
Milton Snavely Hershey (1857-1945) established the Lancaster Caramel Company in 1885; he visited Chicago's World Columbian Exposition in 1893 and became fascinated with the German…
“Carbonated water is just liquid tv static”
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…
“Carbonated water tastes like tv static”
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static. "Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel…