“Coffee—because bad mornings deserve a second chance”
"Coffee -- because bad mornings deserve a second chance" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Bad mornings deserve good coffee" was posted on Twitter on…
“Coffee—Because fuck waking up, fuck work, fuck mornings, fuck people… Mmmmmmmm coffee”
"Coffee -- Because fuck waking up, fuck work, fuck mornings fuck people... Mmmmmmmm coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "COFFEE. Because fuck…
“Coffee—because punching people is frowned upon”
"Coffee -- because punching people is frowned upon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ahhhhh COFFEE!!!!! Preventing me from punching some people dead in the…
“Coffee—because punching people is illegal”
"Coffee -- because punching people is frowned upon" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Ahhhhh COFFEE!!!!! Preventing me from punching some people dead in the…
“Coffee—It’s why you got out of bed today”
"Coffee -- It's why you got out of bed today" (or "Coffee is why I got out of bed today") is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "#Coffee it’s why…
“Coffee—my hot friend I was telling you about”
"Coffee -- my hot friend I was telling you about" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on an image. "Sleep & I aren’t talking. She’s mad cause I spend too much…
“Coffee—the vodka of morning”
"Coffee -- the vodka of morning" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Espresso is the vodka of the morning...cheers yall" was posted on Twitter by pat on…
“Coffee—When you don’t want to do anything, but you still want to look like you’re thinking about doing something”
"Coffee -- When you don't want to do anything, but you still want to look like you're thinking about doing something" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Coffee—when your brain needs a hug”
"Coffee -- when your brain needs a hug" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "'When your brain needs a hug' by @yoyoha…
“Coffee – because most people frown on alcohol first thing in the morning”
"Coffee – because most people frown on alcohol first thing in the morning" is a jocular one-line coffee saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
“Coffee (n.): A dark magical substance that turns ‘leave me alone’ into ‘good morning, honey’”
"Coffee (n.): A magical substance that turns 'Leave me alone or die' into 'Good morning, honey!'" (or "Coffee (n.): A dark magical substance that turns…
“Coffee (n.): A magical substance that turns ‘Leave me alone or die’ into ‘Good morning, honey!’”
"Coffee (n.): A magical substance that turns 'Leave me alone or die' into 'Good morning, honey!'" (or "Coffee (n.): A dark magical substance that turns…
“Coffee (n): an attitude adjustment in a mug”
Coffee (n): an attitude adjustment in a mug" is a coffee definition that has been printed on many images. "Coffee..... its an 8am attitude adjustment in a cup" was posted on Twitter…
“Coffee (n): break fluid”
"Coffee" has been defined as "break fluid" -- a pun on the terms "coffee break" and "brake fluid." The saying is sold on coffee mugs (of course) and has been…
“Coffee (n): survival juice”
"Coffee (n): survival juice" is a jocular coffee definition that has been printed on may images. "Lovin' coffee...aka survival juice" was posted on Twitter on September 10,…
“Coffee (n): the person upon whom one coughs”
"Coffee (n): the person upon whom one coughs" is a jocular definition that has been cited in print since at least 2005. WPM Invitational (often confused with the Washington Post) has this…
“Coffee (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Coffee & Friday are my two favorite words”
"Friday & Coffee are my two favorite words" (or "Coffee & Friday are my two favorite words") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Friday! Coffee!…
“Coffee & Vitamin Sea are food for the soul”
"Coffee & Vitamin Sea are food for the soul" is a saying that has been printed on several images (showing a coffee cup/pot by a body of water). "#Coffee and Vitamin #Sea are Food…
“Coffee and friends—A perfect blend”
"Coffee and friends are/make the perfect blend" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. " Coffee and Friends Are The Perfect Blend" was posted on Twitter by MN…