“Chips are just edible spoons”
Chips can be used to scoop things like queso or guacamole. "Use salsa where you prefer larger quantities adhering to the food, ie. chips n' dips... whereas chips are merely edible…
“Chips have little nutritional value. That’s why you need to eat the whole bag”
"Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the whole bag" is a jocular saying, "Chips have little nutritional value. That's why you need to eat the…
“Chobani is a poor man’s Fage”
The yogurt company Fage (founded in Athens, Greece in 1926) has been compared to Chobani (founded in South Edmeston, Otsego County, New York in 2005). "Chobani is the poor mans fage" was…
“Chocolate and vanilla are considered opposites because of their colors, not flavors”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Reddit -- ShowerthoughtsPosted by u/Shrek_inthe_mirror July 24, 2020Chocolate and vanilla are considered opposites because of their colours, not flavours
“Chocolate cake is just goth lasagna”
A chocolate layer cake has sometimes been called "goth lasagna." "Me: One slice of the goth lasagna, please. Cashier: That's chocolate cake" is a jocular saying that has…
“Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Chocolate is salad”
Chocolate lovers apply a logic that has been printed on many T-shirts: "Chocolate comes from cocoa, which is a tree. That makes it a plant. Therefore, chocolate counts as a salad." There…
“Chocolate is a flavor of milk, and milk is also a flavor of chocolate”
There is chocolate milk, but there is also milk chocolate. "Chocolate is a flavor of milk. Milk is a flavor of chocolate" was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on September 2, 2014.…
“Chocolate is great. It gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate”
"Chocolate is great. It gives you energy which can be used to go buy more chocolate" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The chocolate saying was posted on Twitter on…
“Chocolate is nature’s way of making up for Mondays”
"Chocolate/Candy is nature's way of making up for Mondays" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. "Chocolate is nature's way of making up for…
“Chocolate layer cake is goth lasagna”
A chocolate layer cake has sometimes been called "goth lasagna." "Me: One slice of the goth lasagna, please. Cashier: That's chocolate cake" is a jocular saying that has…
“Chocolate makes your clothes shrink”
"Chocolate makes my/your clothes shrink" (or "Avoid chocolate -- it makes clothes shrink") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters and…
“Chocolate milk comes from brown cows” (“Chocolate milk comes from chocolate cows”)
Chocolate milk has been a popular product since the 1920s. The old joke is that city children are so unfamiliar about where food comes from that they believe "chocolate milk comes from brown…
“Chocolate milk is just cold hot chocolate”
Is chocolate milk just cold hot chocolate? "chocolate milk is cold...hot chocolate is hot" was posted on Twitter by Franknferter on March 4, 2009. "#chocolate milk is like cold hot…
“Chocolate, men, coffee—some things are better rich”
"Chocolate, men, coffee -- some things are better rich" is a humorous saying that has been printed on gift items such as coffee mugs and refrigerator magnets. The order of the three…
“Choking Poster” in restaurants
Remember the "choking poster"? Do you still see it at restaurants? It's in some out-of-the-way place and looks really old and kinda yellow, right? The poster that no one reads? The…
“Chopped cheese is just a deconstructed cheeseburger”
The chopped cheese sandwich has been called a "deconstructed cheeseburger." "'Chopped cheese' outside of nyc? That’s a deconstructed cheeseburger" was posted on…
“Christmas calories don’t count”
"Christmas calories don't count" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one should eat, drink and be merry, and forget the calories on…
“Christmas cookies and happy hearts, this is how the holiday starts”
"Christmas cookies and happy hearts, this is how the holiday starts" is a Christmas saying of unknown authorship. The saying was published with other Craft Sayings in 2002. “Trimming…
“Christmas: The only time of year where you can sit by a dead tree and eat candy out of socks”
A jocular Christmas saying was printed on Christmas cards by a least November 1986: "Christmas is just plain weird. What other time of the year do you sit in front of a dead tree in the living…
“Chubby, single and ready for a Pringle”
"Single and ready to mingle" is a dating saying. "Fat, single and ready for a Pringle" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Chubby, single and ready…