“Coaster?? That’s for people who put their coffee down”
“Coffee table? Psh. Those are for people that actually put their coffee down” is a coffee saying that has been printed on several images.
“Coaster?? That’s for people who put their coffee down…” was posted on Twitter by Sarah Vickers on January 28, 2014.
“Coffee tables…. Ha! They are for people who actually put their coffee down” was posted on Twitter by @happyallie on June 2, 2016. “Coffee table? Psh. Those are for people that actually put their coffee down” is shown on an image from the Death Wish Coffee Company posted on Twitter by Wellingtons Bistro on June 15, 2016.
“Drink responsibly. Use a coaster” is another coaster saying.
Wikipedia: Coaster
A coaster, drink coaster, beverage coaster, or beermat is an object used to rest drinks upon. Coasters protect the surface of a table, or any other surface where a user might place a cup, from condensation created by cold drinks. A coaster on top of a beverage can also be used to show that a drink is not finished or to prevent contamination (usually from insects). Coasters can also stop hot drinks from burning the table surface.
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Sarah Vickers
@SarahKJP
Coaster?? That’s for people who put their coffee down…
9:51 AM · Jan 28, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
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Kathryn Detmer
@KathrynDetmer
Coaster??? That’s for people who put their coffee down
10:07 AM · Jan 28, 2014 from New Orleans, LA·Twitter for iPhone
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Luigi
@LuigiFbaby
Has anyone actually ever put their coffee down on a coffee table?
12:21 AM · Jan 24, 2015·Twitter for Android
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@happyallie
Coffee tables…. Ha! They are for people who actually put their coffee down And in dogs coffees, I have only had one this morning
2:02 AM · Jun 2, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Wellingtons Bistro
@WellingtonsBrad
This is so true we rarely see anyone put their coffee down for long
(“Coffee table? Psh. Those are for people that actually put their coffee down” is shown on an image from the Death Wish Coffee Company.—ed.)
1:01 PM · Jun 15, 2016·Twitter for iPhone
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Ridiculous Cookies
@RidicCookies
Coffee table? Pssh. Those are for people who actually put their coffee down.
12:02 PM · Jul 16, 2016·Buffer
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Sam Sheafer
@grooster
Coffee Table? psh. Those are for people that actually put their coffee down.
(“Coffee table? Psh. Those are for people that actually put their coffee down” is shown on an image from the Death Wish Coffee Company.—ed.)
9:30 AM · Oct 8, 2016·Hootsuite
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Enchantment
@sageandspirit2
#Coffee table? Psh. Those are for people that actually put their #coffee down.
6:29 PM · Apr 6, 2017·Twitter Web Client
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☕ of Joe
@I_Bl33d_Purple
Coffee tables are for quitters.
Real coffee drinkers never put their coffee down.
11:27 AM · Aug 1, 2020·Twitter for Android
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Taylor
@realtaylorcp
Coffee table? Ha! Those are only for people who put their coffee down
11:08 AM · Aug 15, 2020·Twitter for iPhone