“Club soda tastes like tv static”
Many people have compared the taste of sparkling water (seltzer, carbonated water, soda water, club soda) to tv static.
“Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel would taste like” was posted on Twitter by Garrett Gardner on December 8, 2013. “sparkling water tastes how tv static looks” was posted on Twitter by sam on May 28, 2018. “honestly who the fuck actually likes sparkling water that shit taste like tv static” was posted on Twitter by jack on August 21, 2018. “Sparkling water is the equivalent of TV static” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on August 25, 2018.
“seltzer tastes like tv static” was posted on Twitter by charlieBone on August 5, 2017. “Someone said seltzer water tastes like TV static lmaoooo” was posted on Twitter by Makayla Nicole on August 21, 2018. “Saw a joke on instagram today that says seltzer water takes like tv static” was posted on Reddit—Keto on August 24, 2018. “If TV static was edible, it would probably taste like plain seltzer water” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on August 27, 2018. “Seltzer’s taste like if tv static had flavor” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on June 29, 2021.
“I just heard someone say sparkling water and carbonated water taste like TV static” was posted on Twitter by Justin on August 22, 2018. “Carbonated water tastes like TV static” was posted on Twitter by Fflatvan on August 29, 2018. “carbonated water tastes like tv static” was posted on Twitter by beks on September 7, 2018. “carbonated water tastes like TV static” was posted on Twitter by Andrew Careaga on June 26, 2021.
“Me and my sister decided that club soda tastes like TV static” was posted on Twitter by erin on August 25, 2018. “club soda tastes like tv static” was posted on Twitter by (❁˘◡˘❁) on December 18, 2018. “Club soda tastes like tv static” was posted on Twitter by J Bish on August 29, 2020. “Club soda tastes like tv static” was posted on Twitter by faith on October 16, 2019. “club soda tastes like tv static” was posted on Twitter by John Buffington III on October 25, 2019.
“Haven’t stopped laughing at something I read last week saying, ‘soda water tastes like TV static’! I’m choking on that static now giggling as I’m typing it BC ITS SO TRUE” was posted on Twitter by Danielle Lydon on August 29, 2018. “Soda water tastes like TV static” was posted on Twitter by Jonny Culler on September 8, 2018. “Soda water tastes like TV static” was posted on Twitter by Dorian Day on January 2, 2019. “Soda water tastes like TV static” was posted on Twitter by Danzmen on September 3, 2020. “Soda water taste like tv static” was posted on Twitter by 𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓻 𝓜𝓮 𝓑𝓪𝓭... on June 9, 2021.
“Sparkling water is liquid TV static” was posted on Twitter by Samuli Saarinen on August 25, 2018. “Sparkling water is just liquid TV static” was posted on Twitter by f1 on August 28, 2018. “Seltzer water is just liquid TV static” was posted on Reddit—CommentAwardsForum on October 27, 2018. “Seltzer water is just liquid TV static” was posted on Twitter by Peyton on December 22, 2018. “Carbonated water is just liquid TV static” was posted on Twitter by r e d a c t e d on February 4, 2019. “Did y’all know sparkling water is really just liquid tv static? Wild” was posted on Twitter by Afro on February 11, 2019. “club soda tastes like liquid tv static” was posted on Twitter by arden on May 5, 2019. “Seltzer water is just liquid TV static” was posted on Twitter by twatswat420 on November 1, 2019. “Carbonated water is just liquid tv static” was posted on Twitter by Light Mode on November 11, 2019. “Club soda is just liquid TV static” was posted on Twitter by EQUAL2 on December 18, 2019
Wikipedia: Carbonated water
Carbonated water (also known as soda water, sparkling water, fizzy water, water with gas or (especially in the U.S.) as seltzer or seltzer water) is water containing dissolved carbon dioxide gas, either artificially injected under pressure or occurring due to natural geological processes. Carbonation causes small bubbles to form, giving the water an effervescent quality. Common forms include sparkling natural mineral water, club soda, and commercially-produced sparkling water.
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Garrett Gardner
@garrettmg
Replying to @billburr
@billburr Sparkling water tastes like what I imagine an all static TV channel would taste like.
2:40 PM · Dec 8, 2013·twicca
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charlieBone
@dumbfvckchuck
seltzer tastes like tv static
2:56 PM · Aug 3, 2017·Twitter for Android
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sam
@smntdsx
sparkling water tastes how tv static looks
7:21 PM · May 28, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Curtis Johnson
@curtiswj
sparkling water tastes how tv static looks
8:33 PM · May 28, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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jack
@notjackregent
honestly who the fuck actually likes sparkling water that shit taste like tv static
4:19 AM · Aug 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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神
@SenpaiRicx
sparkling water tastes like tv static lmaoo
3:22 PM · Aug 21, 2018 from Hawthorne, NJ·Twitter for iPhone
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Jimmy Mundy
@JD_Mundy
Someone said sparkling water taste like TV static and I’ll never taste vodka club soda the same again
5:20 PM · Aug 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Makayla Nicole
@MakaylaNicolexO
Someone said seltzer water tastes like TV static lmaoooo
8:41 PM · Aug 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Rado
@DoItYourselfCap
🕊 seltzer water dead taste like TV static 🕊
10:44 PM · Aug 21, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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margarita menace
@dopeboydey
seltzer dead tastes like tv static
12:47 AM · Aug 22, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Justin
@Justin_28_
I just heard someone say sparkling water and carbonated water taste like TV static
9:13 AM · Aug 22, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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king of the possums
@giraffenutz
I just saw someone describe the taste of seltzer to TV static and my mind is fucking blown
9:07 PM · Aug 23, 2018·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Keto
Posted by u/amannyr August 24, 2018
Seltzer water
Saw a joke on instagram today that says seltzer water takes like tv static and I laughed because that’s how I felt before I went on keto 3 weeks ago. My gf drinks seltzer water and I always hated that dry aftertaste but after not having soda, other than a couple of sips of ginger ale and a diet coke, i’ve come to enjoy the different flavors of seltzer water stop & shop has. Anybody else have their tastes change?
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/paulitcian August 25, 2018
Sparkling water is the equivalent of TV static.
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Samuli Saarinen
@Samlil_
Sparkling water is liquid TV static
12:00 PM · Aug 25, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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erin
@erinlawlorr
Me and my sister decided that club soda tastes like TV static
4:55 PM · Aug 25, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/hhhax7 August 27, 2018
If TV static was edible, it would probably taste like plain seltzer water.
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f1
@whoisf1
Sparkling water is just liquid TV static
12:54 PM · Aug 28, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Fflatvan
@EvanMcGonagall
Carbonated water tastes like TV static
9:22 AM · Aug 29, 2018·Twitter Web Client
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Danielle Lydon
@djlydon
Haven’t stopped laughing at something I read last week saying, “soda water tastes like TV static”! I’m choking on that static now giggling as I’m typing it BC ITS SO TRUE
10:10 PM · Aug 29, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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beks
@bekahsmith21
“carbonated water tastes like tv static”
11:34 AM · Sep 7, 2018·Twitter for iPhone
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Jonny Culler
@Jonny_Culler54
“Soda water tastes like TV static”
6:05 PM · Sep 8, 2018 from Ohio, USA·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/AmericanAir88 October 15, 2018
Seltzer is the equivalent to drinking TV static.
Reddit—CommentAwardsForum
Posted by u/julesjelenic October 27, 2018
Seltzer water is just liquid TV static
Seltzer water is just liquid TV static
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(❁˘◡˘❁)
@apurellzz
club soda tastes like tv static
10:45 PM · Dec 18, 2018 from Absecon, NJ·Twitter for iPhone
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Peyton
@Peyton_Foreman
Replying to @claymerc
Seltzer water is just liquid TV static.
12:10 PM · Dec 22, 2018·Twitter for Android
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Dorian Day
@daydorian4
Soda water tastes like TV static.
9:14 PM · Jan 2, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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r e d a c t e d
@MendatiousThot
Carbonated water is just liquid TV static
10:06 PM · Feb 4, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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Afro
@AfroSenju
Did y’all know sparkling water is really just liquid tv static? Wild
1:12 PM · Feb 11, 2019·Twitter for Android
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/AlixDonielle February 20, 2019
Sparkling water tastes sort of exactly like tv static.
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Biggith-Borris April 16, 2019
Seltzer water tastes like tv static
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arden
@sickupgrade
club soda tastes like liquid tv static
4:25 PM · May 5, 2019·Twitter Web App
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Salzwerk
@Buchi_plays
Sparkling water is liquid TV static!
Change my mind
6:57 AM · May 11, 2019·Twitter for Android
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Chrys Jones
@chrys_jones
Quote of the week: “I’ve heard that sparkling water is like drinking TV static.” My co-worker said this. I love liquid TV static.
12:51 PM · May 20, 2019·Twitter Web Client
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faith
@kaspbrakklub
Club soda tastes like tv static,,
Anyways stan Stanley uris
11:50 PM · Oct 16, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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John Buffington III
@RaoulDukeHST
Replying to @bendreyfuss
club soda tastes like tv static
10:20 AM · Oct 25, 2019·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/Argentum118 October 27, 2019
TV static is the seltzer water of noise.
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twatswat420
@twatswat4201
Seltzer water is just liquid TV static.
11:19 AM · Nov 1, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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hbkaden_
@hbkaden_
Carbonated water is liquid tv static
2:39 PM · Nov 5, 2019·Twitter for Android
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Light Mode
@LightMode_
Carbonated water is just liquid tv static
7:44 PM · Nov 11, 2019·Twitter for Android
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B
@Izzyrkilsby
Soda water = TV static
10:29 PM · Nov 26, 2019·Twitter for iPhone
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EQUAL2
@equal2official
Club soda is just liquid TV static
12:35 AM · Dec 18, 2019·Twitter Web App
Reddit—Highdeas
Posted by u/abby6235 April 13, 2020
seltzer water tastes like tv static
or like when your leg falls asleep
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J Bish
@J_Bish1
Club soda tastes like tv static
5:18 PM · Aug 29, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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Danzmen
@RealDanZmeN
Soda water tastes like TV static.
10:47 PM · Sep 3, 2020·Twitter for iPhone
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𝓒𝓸𝓵𝓸𝓻 𝓜𝓮 𝓑𝓪𝓭...
@CMBBADGUY
Soda water taste like tv static
11:44 PM · Jun 9, 2021·Twitter for Android
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Lucas High
@LucasOfSunshine
Seltzer? You mean liquid TV Static?
8:33 PM · Jun 12, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
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Andrew Careaga
@shxrky1__
Replying to @where_win and @Walroose64
carbonated water tastes like TV static
9:21 PM · Jun 26, 2021·Twitter for iPhone
Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/ShadoW19534 June 29, 2021
Seltzer’s taste like if tv static had flavor
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Irish Stewart
@IrishAxiom
Sparkling water is just liquid TV static.
9:40 AM · Jun 30, 2021·Twitter for iPhone