Comedian Jackie Mason (who grew up in New York City) said about growing older and staying healthy: "It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a…
Equinox fitness clubs have the slogan "It's not fitness. It's life." Equinox has many clubs in the metro area, but also can be found in Chicago, California, and Florida.…
"It’s better to sweat in the gym than to bleed in/on the street(s)" is a slogan of several inner-city gyms, in an attempt to take at-risk individuals off of crime-ridden streets. The…
"Jogging combines my 2 favorite things: gasping for air and looking stupid" is a jocular one-line saying that was written by Brandon on Twitter on April 29, 2015. Playboy magazine…
"Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That's why I think of jogging every morning" is a joke that was cited on Twitter on April 2, 2013. "Your mind needs exercise just…
"Just spent 45 minutes on the treadmill. Tomorrow my goal is to turn it on" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Just spent 45 minutes on the treadmill -…
"Keep your squats low and your standards high" is an exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your squats low and your standards high" was posted on Twitter…
"Let exercise be your stress relief, not food" (or "Let exercise be your stress reliever, not food") is an exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Let…
"Let exercise be your stress reliever, not food" (or "Let exercise be your stress relief, not food") is an exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Let…
"Let's have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle" is a jocular one-line gym saying that has…
"Ok let’s be honest. Most people you ever see go skinny dipping are more actually.. just going dipping" was posted on Facebook by Norm MacDonald Jokes on December 15, 2018. "Lets…
"Life begins at the end of your comfort zone" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many posters. American author Neale Donald Walsch wrote in 1999: "Now when I say…
"Life has its ups and downs. We call them squats" is a saying that has been printed on many images."Ups and Downs (and I'm NOT just talking about squats!)" was posted on…
"Life has two rules: #1 never quit, #2 always remember rule #1" has been cited in print since at least 2000, when it was credited to American composer and bandleader Duke Ellington…
Many commercials for pharmaceuticals show people living life to the fullest by engaging in outdoor activities. A contrary view was posted on Twitter by todd dillard on July 21, 2022, and received…
"Look Better Naked" is has been the slogan of a New York City gym since 1992. http://newyork.citysearch.com/profile/7176092/new_york_ny/david_barton_gym_uptown.html David Barton Gym --…
Many people make a new year's resolution to go to the gym and lose weight. "I make my new years resolution on Chinese new year so the gym is less crowded" was posted on Twitter on…
"Making fun of a fat person at a gym is like making fun of a sick person at a hospital" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Making fun of fat people at the gym is…
"Making fun of a fat person at the gym is like making fun of a homeless person at a job fair" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Reddit -- Shower…
Martial arts has nothing to do with arts & crafts, but there are jokes. "I'm trained in the martial arts and the martial crafts" was posted on Twitter by Justin Ritchie on June…