“It hurts now, but one day it will be your warm up”
"It hurts now, but one day it will be your warm up" is a workout saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July 11, 2012, and is of unknown…
“It it jiggles, it’s fat”
"It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually attributed to bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzenegger. It's uncertain when…
“It was so windy that when I was walking to the gym, I got blown into the wine store”
"It was so windy that when I was walking to the gym, I got blown into the wine store" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "It was so windy that when I…
“It’s always leg day at a spider gym”
When people go to a gym for "leg day," they work on their legs. Spiders have many legs. "Imagine how bad a spider's leg day is at the gym! 4 times worse than a humans!" was…
“It’s been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. Tomorrow I’m going there in person to see what’s going on”
Many people buy a gym membership, but don't find the time to go. A joke about this became popular in 2019 and has been printed on many images. "It’s been 4 months since I joined the gym…
“It’s just a hill—get over it!” (running and cycling aphorism)
When there's a problem, one is often told to "get over it." Runners and cyclists usually have problems with hills. The saying "It's (just/only) a hill -- get over it!"…
“It’s never too late to start exercising. That’s why I’m waiting until later”
"It's never too late to start exercising. That's why I'm doing it later" was posted on Twitter by Reina Marena on July 31, 2017. "It's never too late to start…
“It’s no long a question of staying healthy; it’s finding a sickness you like”
Comedian Jackie Mason (who grew up in New York City) said about growing older and staying healthy: "It's no longer a question of staying healthy. It's a question of finding a…
“It’s not fitness. It’s life” (Equinox)
Equinox fitness clubs have the slogan "It's not fitness. It's life." Equinox has many clubs in the metro area, but also can be found in Chicago, California, and Florida.…
“It’s better to sweat in the gym than to bleed in the streets”
"It’s better to sweat in the gym than to bleed in/on the street(s)" is a slogan of several inner-city gyms, in an attempt to take at-risk individuals off of crime-ridden streets. The…
“Jogging combines my 2 favorite things: gasping for air and looking stupid”
"Jogging combines my 2 favorite things: gasping for air and looking stupid" is a jocular one-line saying that was written by Brandon on Twitter on April 29, 2015. Playboy magazine…
“Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise ...” (joke)
"Just like our bodies, our minds need exercise. That's why I think of jogging every morning" is a joke that was cited on Twitter on April 2, 2013. "Your mind needs exercise just…
“Just spent 45 minutes on the treadmill. Tomorrow my goal is to turn it on”
"Just spent 45 minutes on the treadmill. Tomorrow my goal is to turn it on" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Just spent 45 minutes on the treadmill -…
“Keep your squats low and your standards high”
"Keep your squats low and your standards high" is an exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Keep your squats low and your standards high" was posted on Twitter…
“Let exercise be your stress relief, not food”
"Let exercise be your stress relief, not food" (or "Let exercise be your stress reliever, not food") is an exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Let…
“Let exercise be your stress reliever, not food”
"Let exercise be your stress reliever, not food" (or "Let exercise be your stress relief, not food") is an exercise saying that has been printed on many images. "Let…
“Let’s have a moment of silence for all those stuck in traffic on their way to the gym”
"Let's have a moment of silence for all those Americans who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride the stationary bicycle" is a jocular one-line gym saying that has…
“Let’s be honest. Most people going skinny dipping are really just going dipping”
"Ok let’s be honest. Most people you ever see go skinny dipping are more actually.. just going dipping" was posted on Facebook by Norm MacDonald Jokes on December 15, 2018. "Lets…
“Life begins at the end of your comfort zone”
"Life begins at the end of your comfort zone" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many posters. American author Neale Donald Walsch wrote in 1999: "Now when I say…
“Life has its ups and downs. We call them squats”
"Life has its ups and downs. We call them squats" is a saying that has been printed on many images."Ups and Downs (and I'm NOT just talking about squats!)" was posted on…