"If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail,…

“If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there” is a jocular anti-jogging saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Mush•Mouth on December 11, 2012.

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Mush•Mouth
@GirrlGenius
If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.
4:45 PM · Dec 11, 2012·Twitter for iPhone

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
if my dead body is ever found on a jogging trail, just know that i was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.
9:23 AM · Dec 8, 2014·Twitter Web Client

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Fresh Stand Up
@FreshStandUp
If I’m ever found dead on some jogging trail,please let the cops know my body was dumped there… http://bit.ly/1tjiJIz via
@sickipedia
2:24 AM · Jan 27, 2015·twitterfeed

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Sniper Barbie
@LadyRed_6
If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.
11:06 PM · Mar 30, 2019·Twitter for iPhone

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Tracy The Sassy Cupcake
@sassycupcake20
If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere and dumped there.
8:34 PM · Jan 17, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

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Bob Kostic
@causticbob
If I’m ever found dead on some jogging trail,
please let the cops know my body was dumped there and I was killed elsewhere.
7:30 PM · Jan 27, 2021·Twitter Web App

“If my body is ever found dead on a jogging trail, just know I was murdered elsewhere”