"Wow, Im so out of shape that Im winded just taking the tour of the gym!" was posted on X/Twitter by Chia (KAI-ya) on November 16, 2009. "I’m so out of shape, I got winded taking…
For many people, their heart will tell them to stop running. For out-of-shape people, this message comes early. "Me: Runs for 2 mins / My heart: If you don’t stop I will 😩😩😩"…
Martial arts has nothing to do with arts & crafts, but there are jokes. "I'm trained in the martial arts and the martial crafts" was posted on Twitter by Justin Ritchie on June…
Many people who wear jogging bottoms do not jog. "for years i preached hate against the types who wear jogging bottoms when they obviously do not jog... now, i wear them too (in…
"Use it or lose it" is a proverb that dates to at least the 19th century. "Move it or lose it" is a popular exercise adage. If bone joints aren't moved, a person might lose…
"Muscles are torn in the gym, fed in the kitchen and built in bed" is a workout saying that has been printed on several posters. The saying was cited on Twitter on October 3, 2012. The…
Some people never seem to join a gym, and there's a joke about it. "I tried to join a gym. My credit card was declined because the cc company viewed this as 'suspicious…
"My exercise routine consists of doing diddly squats" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on ecards and T-shirts. The saying has been cited on Twitter since January 6,…
"My favorite exercise at the gym would probably be judging" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on ecards. "My favorite exercise at the gym is judging" was cited on…
"My favorite exercise is a combination/cross of a lunge and a crunch. It's called lunch" is a jocular statement that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, posters…
"My favorite exercise is chewing" is a jocular line that has been printed on many T-shirts."Chewing is my favorite exercise!" was in 1952 print advertisements for Milk-Bone dog…
"Lifting" is sometimes a favorite exercise, but lifting what? "is engaged in my favorite form of exercise: lifting the champagne glass from the table to my mouth" was posted on…
"Lifting" is sometimes a favorite exercise, but lifting what? "is engaged in my favorite form of exercise: lifting the champagne glass from the table to my mouth" was posted on…
"Lifting" is sometimes a favorite exercise, but lifting what? "is engaged in my favorite form of exercise: lifting the champagne glass from the table to my mouth" was posted on…
"My favorite exercise/workout is running my mouth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My favorite workout is running my mouth" was posted on Facebook by…
"My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on ecards. The line has been cited in print since at least 2002, when it was…
"My favorite outdoor activity is the short walk back inside" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker doe not enjoy exercise, and the outside weather is too…
"My favorite exercise/workout is running my mouth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My favorite workout is running my mouth" was posted on Facebook by…
A good brisk walk is often a recommended form of exercise. ""My idea of exercise is a good brisk sit" is a popular joke that has been told by several people. "His favorite…
Fitness Motivator wrote on Twitter on April 3, 2013: ☑ My legs are weak.☑ My arms are sore.☑ My chest is heavy.☑ My body is tired.☑ I WILL NOT BE STOPPED. The saying became immediately…