“If you see me running, call the police”
"If you see me running, call the police" is a jocular statement by a non-runner that has been printed on many ecards. "Mon, if you ever see me running, please call the Police, it…
“If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn’t train hard enough”
"If you still look cute at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard enough" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. "If you still look cute after a…
“If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory”
"If you take a laptop computer for a run, you could jog your memory" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on an image. The joke was posted on the website Pun of the Day in…
“If you want to come in second…follow me!” (running aphorism)
"If you want to come in second... follow me!" is a popular running aphorism printed on the back of many T-shirts. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2004. Cool Running…
“If you’re not dripping with sweat at the gym, you ain’t doing it right”
Many people believe that if you work out, it should end with you dripping with sweat. "If you don't sweat....you ain't doin' it right" was posted on Twitter by Scott…
“If you’re not sweating at the gym, you ain’t doing it right”
Many people believe that if you work out, it should end with you dripping with sweat. "If you don't sweat....you ain't doin' it right" was posted on Twitter by Scott…
“If you’re running to create electricity, then really you’re making elLEGtricity”
"Pedal power" to generate electricity has sometimes been called "elegtricity" (electricity + leg). "E-LEG-tricity. #ReplaceAMovieTitleWithABodyPart" was posted on…
“If you’re sick above the shoulders, run; below the shoulders, don’t run” (running adage)
A running adage says that it's OK to run if someone is sick above the shoulders (such as a head cold or a runny nose), but that one should not run if the problem is below the shoulders (such…
“If your dog is fat, you’re not getting enough exercise”
"A fat dog is likely to have a fat master" was cited in print in 1958. Dogs and their owners often eat at the same time, and they both often walk (exercise) together. The saying "If…
“Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim. That way it sounds better when I say I went to the Jim”
"Instead of John, I call my bathroom Jim. That way it sounds better when I say I went to the Jim first thing this morning" is a jocular gym saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Intensity builds immensity” (bodybuilding adage)
"Intensity builds immensity" is a bodybuilding adage that has been credited to the professional bodybuilder Kevin Levrone since at least January 2001. The saying means that intense…
“Is this pool safe for diving?”/“It deep ends.”
"Pun of the Day: Swimming can be easy or hard. It deep-ends" -- a pun on "depends" -- was posted on Twitter by Rosa Lei Steinard on December 1, 2009. "Swimming can be easy…
“Is your refrigerator running?” (joke)
When refrigerators were new, they'd often not work. A popular joke was: Dick: Is your refrigerator running?Joe: Yes.Dick: Well, you'd better catch it before it runs out the door. The joke…
“It hurts now, but one day it will be your warm up”
"It hurts now, but one day it will be your warm up" is a workout saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on July 11, 2012, and is of unknown…
“It it jiggles, it’s fat”
"It's simple. If it jiggles, it's fat" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually attributed to bodybuilder Arnold Schwarzenegger. It's uncertain when…
“It was so windy that when I was walking to the gym, I got blown into the wine store”
"It was so windy that when I was walking to the gym, I got blown into the wine store" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "It was so windy that when I…
“It’s always leg day at a spider gym”
When people go to a gym for "leg day," they work on their legs. Spiders have many legs. "Imagine how bad a spider's leg day is at the gym! 4 times worse than a humans!" was…
“It’s been 6 months since I joined the gym and no progress. Tomorrow I’m going there in person to see what’s going on”
Many people buy a gym membership, but don't find the time to go. A joke about this became popular in 2019 and has been printed on many images. "It’s been 4 months since I joined the gym…
“It’s just a hill—get over it!” (running and cycling aphorism)
When there's a problem, one is often told to "get over it." Runners and cyclists usually have problems with hills. The saying "It's (just/only) a hill -- get over it!"…
“It’s never too late to start exercising. That’s why I’m waiting until later”
"It's never too late to start exercising. That's why I'm doing it later" was posted on Twitter by Reina Marena on July 31, 2017. "It's never too late to start…