“The road to hell is paved with Ivy League degrees”
"The road to hell is paved with Ivy League degrees" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The usual saying is, "The road to hell is paved with good intentions. The saying…
“The school board wishes you a speedy recovery, by a vote of 4-3”
Country school boards (or athletic boards) can be divisive over even simple things. A popular joke is told of an athletic board (or a school board) sending a losing football coach (or an assistant…
“The tassel’s worth the hassle”
"The tassel's worth the hassle" is an education saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that graduation (of which the tassel is a symbol) is worth all the…
“The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older”
"The trouble with class reunions is that old flames have become even older" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American columnist Doug Larson (1926-2017) wrote the line in…
“The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate”
"The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American newspaper columnist Doug Larson (1926-2017) wrote this in…
“The whole purpose of education is to turn mirrors into windows”
Newspaper columnist Sydney J. Harris wrote in August 1978: "Most people are 'mirrors,' merely reflecting the moods and emotions of the times; few are 'windows,' bringing…
“The word ‘vocabulary’ isn’t even in my —”
"The word 'vocabulary' isn't even in my...my...uh, what do you call it..." is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Jordan Carroll on February 5, 2012. "The word…
“The word ‘vocabulary’ isn’t even in my stock of words”
"The word 'vocabulary' isn't even in my...my...uh, what do you call it..." is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Jordan Carroll on February 5, 2012. "The word…
“There are some things you can only learn in a storm”
"There are some things you can only learn in a storm" -- that is, learn through difficulties -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Some stuff you can't learn on…
“There are things we are taught to accept without question…”
"There are things we are taught to accept without question. Those are the things that need questioned most of all" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on…
“There are three good reasons to be a teacher: June, July and August”
"There are three good reasons to be a teacher: June, July and August" is an old joke about the teaching profession, perhaps outdated for teachers who work in June. "Three good…
“There are three kinds of mathematician: those who can count and those who can’t”
"There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "'There are three kinds of people:…
“There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can’t”
"There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "'There are three kinds of people:…
“There is a self depreciation course starting at my college next term. I’ve already put myself down”
"I put myself down (for a college course)" means to sign up for a course. It doesn't mean literally putting one's self down, but there are jokes. "There is a self…
“There is no ‘I’ in stupidity”
"There is no 'I' in stupidity" is a joke that has been printed on an image. "There is no 'I' in stupidity" was posted on Twitter on May 30, 2008. The joke a…
“There is no back row” (online classroom adage)
"There is no back row" is an online classroom adage. In a physical classroom, students can sit in the back row, where they are less likely to have eye contact and be called upon by the…
“There is no education in the second kick of a mule”
"There's no education in the second kick of a mule" is a proverb meaning that one should have learned the lesson the first time. L. Mendel Rivers (1905-1970), a Democratic U.S.…
“There is no education like adversity”
"There is no education like adversity" was written by Benjamin Disraeli, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield (1804-1881) in Endymion (1880). William Hazlitt (1778-1830), in the essay "On the…
“There once was a girl who loved pi…” (limerick)
A pi poem posted on EveAndersson.com is credited to Tom Wilson on June 27, 2002: "There once was a girl who loved piI never could quite fathom whyTo her it's a wonderTo me just a…
“There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator” (math joke)
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator (Only a fraction of people will find this funny)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.…