"There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "'There are three kinds of people:…
"There are three types of people in the world: Those who can count and those who can't" is a joke that has been printed on many images. "'There are three kinds of people:…
"I put myself down (for a college course)" means to sign up for a course. It doesn't mean literally putting one's self down, but there are jokes. "There is a self…
"There is no 'I' in stupidity" is a joke that has been printed on an image. "There is no 'I' in stupidity" was posted on Twitter on May 30, 2008. The joke a…
"There is no back row" is an online classroom adage. In a physical classroom, students can sit in the back row, where they are less likely to have eye contact and be called upon by the…
"There's no education in the second kick of a mule" is a proverb meaning that one should have learned the lesson the first time. L. Mendel Rivers (1905-1970), a Democratic U.S.…
"There is no education like adversity" was written by Benjamin Disraeli, 1st Earl of Beaconsfield (1804-1881) in Endymion (1880). William Hazlitt (1778-1830), in the essay "On the…
A pi poem posted on EveAndersson.com is credited to Tom Wilson on June 27, 2002: "There once was a girl who loved piI never could quite fathom whyTo her it's a wonderTo me just a…
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator (Only a fraction of people will find this funny)" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images.…
Historians study the past. A joke was posted on Reddit -- Oneliners on October 26, 2018: "There's no future in becoming a historian." “Confucius Say—Student who study history,…
A child's laughter is usually a pleasant sound, but sometimes it's not so pleasant. A joke was posted on Twitter by Howard Mittelmark on February 22, 2015: "There is nothing like the…
"To clarify: Teachers are not 'off for the summer,' they are 'in recovery'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "To clarify: Teachers are…
People submitting their thoughts proverbially value them at two cents ("just my two cents"). "Network security professionals should be familiar with binary mathematics, but…
Converse shoes have nothing to do with conversations or conversing, but there are jokes. "What kind of shoes do linguists wear? converse" was posted on Reddit -- Funny on October 10,…
It has been pointed out, during the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic and at other times, that some people have used isolation to great advantage. "Happy birthday to Isaac Newton, who, at the age…
"Pensar que imprimiendo billetes se acaba con la pobreza es como pensar que imprimiendo diplomas se acaba con la ignorancia" ("Thinking that printing banknotes ends poverty is like…
There have been several math jokes on Fibonacci numbers. "Fibonacci joke: 'I feel like this year’s Fibonacci conference will be as big as the last two combined!'" was posted…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic required cooperation from everyone. The situation reminded many people of group projects in school (where some people did no work). "For anyone who hated…
George Bernard Shaw (1856-1950) wrote in his play Man and Superman (1903): "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." The saying is often given as, "Those who can, do, those who…
George Santayana (1863-1952) wrote in 1896, "Those who cannot remember the past are condemned to repeat it." A parody was printed in the Washington (DC) Post on July 19, 1984: "Bill…