A Christmas pun has Santa Claus coming down with the flu(e). A riddle was posted on a 1996 book: Q: What sickness did Santa get going down the chimney? A: The flu (flue). "Santa came down with…
A "dumb blonde" joke that involves an escalator is: Q: Why was the blonde late for work?A: She was stranded on the broken escalator. "Why was the stupid man late for work? The…
The expression "push someone's buttons" has been used in an elevator joke. "Why was the elevator so cranky? Because everyone was always pushing its buttons" was posted on…
Entry in progress -- BP X/Twitter Steven R. Harris @srharris19 "Why were all the Civil War battles fought in National Parks?" ~Will Manley #klampla 10:48 AM · Apr 2, 2009 X/Twitter DeAnn…
Jokes about the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks on New York City's World Trade Center are numerous, although not politically correct. One such politically incorrect joke is: Q: Why were…
“Fun Fact! Wind chimes are made from the metallic bones of robots that tried to overthrow us. Hang them outside your house as a warning to the others” is a jocular saying that has been printed…
"Fixing broken windows is a pane in the glass" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "Pane in the glass" is a pun on "pain in the ass." There…
Google Earth gives people the opportunity to see the world, but what do many people do? "Google earth, you can go anywhere but for some reason we always look up our own house!" was posted…
"Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house" is a popular quotation for Valentine's Day. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2008. The author is unknown.…
Several jokes involve the spelling of "house." "'You can't spell 'house' without hoes' - @srikvlteswaran" was posted on X/Twitter by Disobedient Avocado…
"Wives are like grenades. Remove the ring and boom, the house is gone" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "A wife is like a hand grenade. Remove the ring, and your…
New York City-born comedian and actor Milton Berle (1908-2002) was quoted with this joke in the January 1943 Reader's Digest: "Would you like to see a model home?" "Glad to.…
Many realtors work on weekends. "Yay, it's Friday! Oh wait, I'm a realtor" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Yaaaaay! It's Friday!!! Oh wait…
"Gesture" sounds a bit like "jester," and there's a pun that has been printed on GIFs: "Yesterday, a clown held a door open for me. I thought it was a nice…
A popular "yo mama" insult "so ugly" joke is popular at Halloween: "Yo mama is so ugly, she went into a haunted house and came out with a job application." Later…
A warehouse has nothing to do with a werewolf, but there are jokes. "When the full moon comes out does a werewolf's house turn into a warehouse?" was posted on Facebook by Joey…
Dogs bark. Trees have bark. An old joke is told about the flowering dogwood tree. "Dog-wood, says the New York Star, may readily be distinguished by its peculiar bark" was printed in the…
Trust has its limits. "You can trust your dog to guard your house but never trust your dog to guard your sandwich" was posted on Twitter on November 20, 2012. "You can trust a dog to…
"Turn a regular sofa into a sofa bed by simply forgetting your wife’s birthday" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "TURN a regular sofa into a sofa bed by…
"You can't go wrong with bricks and mortar," someone from the real estate industry might say. That is, you can't go wrong buying property. The proverb is not always true, of…