“What do you call a deer that eats pickles?”/“A dill doe.”
A risqué pickle pun is: Q: What do you call a deer that eats pickles?A: A dill doe (dildo). "What do you get when you cross a deer and a pickle? A DILL DOE!" was posted on the newsgroup…
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“What do you call a dental X-ray?”/“A tooth-pic.”
A dentist riddle is: Q: What do you call a dental X-ray?A: A tooth-pic. The "tooth-pic" ("tooth picture" and "toothpick") joke was posted on Twitter by ChaissonLemoine…
“What do you call a depressed cow?”/“An emoo.”
A cow riddle is: Q: What do you call a depressed cow?A: An emoo. "Emoo" is a pun on "moo" and "emo," as well as possibly "emu." The joke was posted on…
“What do you call a depressed salami?”/“Pepper-ennui.”
"Pepper-ennui" or "pepperennui" is a pun on "pepperoni." "WELCOME TO PAPA GIO'S VOID! SPIRAL INTO THE RELENTLESS ANGUISH OF PAPA'S WALK-IN SPECIAL: TWO…
“What do you call a dinosaur made of glass?”/“A Py-rex.”
Pyrex is a brand of glassware and kitchenware. The "Pyrex" name has also been used for for non-glass kitchen utensils and cookware. "Pyrex" has nothing to do with the…
“What do you call a dinosaur that teaches preschool?”/“A Montessaurus.”
Some Montessori school jokes involve a dinosaur called the "Montessaurus." "My friends want to send their kid to a Montessaurus school. Hey, the more children know about dinosaurs,…
“What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? “/“Tyrannosaurus Tex.”
The dinosaur Tyrannosaurus Rex has nothing special to do with Texas, but the name "Tyrannosaurus Tex" appears in riddles. "What do you call a dinosaur cowboy? 'Tyrannosaurus…
“What do you call a dinosaur who is easy to clean, heat resistant and long lasting?”/“Py-rex.”
Pyrex is a brand of glassware and kitchenware. The "Pyrex" name has also been used for for non-glass kitchen utensils and cookware. "Pyrex" has nothing to do with the…
“What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?”/“Jurassic Pork.”
Jurassic Park (a 1993 American science fiction adventure film about a team of genetic scientists who create a wildlife park of de-extinct dinosaurs) shouldn't be confused with "Jurassic…
“What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?”/“A leper-con.”
An Irish pun popular on St. Patrick's Day is: Q: What do you call a diseased Irish criminal?A: A leper-con (leprechaun). The "leper-con" joke has been cited in print since at least…
“What do you call a disobedient kid who doesn’t believe in Santa?”/“A rebel without a Claus.”
A Christmas riddle is: Q: What do you call a disobedient kid who doesn't believe in Santa?A: A rebel without a Claus. The pun is on the film Rebel Without a Cause (1955). The Santa riddle was…
“What do you call a Djinn with powers over pasta?”/“A Fettugenie.”
"Fettugenie" is a jocular portmanteau word that combines "fettuccine" and "genie." "What is Aladdin's favourite pasta? Fettugenie" was posted on Twitter…
“What do you call a doctor who is on call 24/7?”/“An oncologist.”
An "oncologist" is someone who treats cancer patients; the name sounds like "on-call-ogist." "Oncologist.................A Doctor who is always on call" was posted on…
“What do you call a documentary about trombones?”/“A slide show.”
A trombone riddle was posted on Twitter by Shamp Puns on November 17, 2014: Q: What do you call a documentary about trombones?A: A slide show. TwitterShamp Puns@ShampPunsWhat do you call a…
“What do you call a domestic animal you keep in your vehicle?”/“Carpet.”
A "carpet" should not be confused with a "car pet," but there are jokes. "Tumbled: 'If you were to keep an animal in your vehicle, is it a carpet?'" was…
“What do you call a Drosophila who likes to drink?”/” A bar fly.”
A "bar fly" is a person who sits at a bar (and is not an actual fly), but there's a joke: "What do you call a Drosophila who likes to drink? A bar fly." The joke was cited…
“What do you call a drummer with half a brain?”/“Gifted.”
A popular drummer joke is: Q: What do you call a drummer with half a brain?A: Gifted. The "half a brain" joke has been said about many groups of people. "What do you call a…
“What do you call a drunk blonde?”/“A taxi.”
"What do you call a drunk...?" appears to be the start of a joke. However, the answer is an anti-joke. The person is too drunk to get home, so you call a taxi or a Lyft (car service) or…
“What do you call a drunk guy trying to start his car?”/“A Lyft.”
"What do you call a drunk...?" appears to be the start of a joke. However, the answer is an anti-joke. The person is too drunk to get home, so you call a taxi or a Lyft (car service) or…
“What do you call a drunk humanitarian?”/“A philanthroPISSED.”
"Philanthropissed" (philanthropist + pissed) is a jocular portmanteau word that has had several defintions. "That well known philanthropissed the Jersey Jagsfan" was posted on…