“What do you call a drunk humanitarian?”/“A philanthroPISSED.”
“Philanthropissed” (philanthropist + pissed) is a jocular portmanteau word that has had several defintions. “That well known philanthropissed the Jersey Jagsfan” was posted on the newsgroup rec.sport.soccer on October 5, 1992.”Philanthropissed (fəˈlanTHrəpist) adj. The mood of a creative professional constantly asked to provide professional services pro bono” was entered in the Urban Dictionary on November 22, 2011.
“Philanthropissed: someone who spends too much money while drunk” was posted on Twitter on May 19, 2011. “Philanthropissed: When you’re drunk enough to buy shots for strangers” was posted on Twitter on November 27, 2013.
A riddle was posted on Reddit—Jokes on April 11, 2018:
Q: What do you call a drunk humanitarian?
A: A philanthroPISSED.
Google Groups: rec.sport.soccer
Enough Rangers Bashing
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10/5/92
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Rumours that Sandy picked the wrong town to sing anti-Celtic songs are not true. We wait with anticipation for Sandy’s visit to the Scots’ CLub in Kearney,NJ, where he will be the guest of that well known philanthropissed the Jersey Jagsfan.
Google Groups: uk.radio.amateur
WAB locator??? Help please…
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6/1/02
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We are not worthy….. We have a philanthropist - or should that be philanthropissed - in our midst and we never knew it.
Twitter
gibbzer
@gibbzer
Just seen an actor on the box we used to call The Rampant Trousered Philanthropissed. No names. No pack drill.
3:10 PM - 10 Jun 2009
Twitter
Vivanista
@vivanista
@vivanista’s new #philanthropy pseudowhims: “philanthropissed - the humanitarian who is never credited enough” http://bit.ly/aGBOxz
9:09 PM - 27 Jan 2010
Twitter
Tucksy Plexar
@mrmightymyth
This benefit blows. If I have to be here all night I’m going to be philanthroPISSED.
11:38 AM - 9 Mar 2010
Twitter
Sonja Todd
@sonjatodd
Philanthropissed: someone who spends too much money while drunk.
4:59 PM - 19 May 2011
Twitter
Chris Kolonko
@ckolonko
Are drunk do-gooders Philanthropissed?
2:16 PM - 11 Aug 2011
Twitter
Tom Webb
@TomWebb
Philanthropissed - Drunk for the benefit of others
2:47 PM - 25 Sep 2011
Urban Dictionary
philanthropissed
(fəˈlanTHrəpist) adj. The mood of a creative professional constantly asked to provide professional services pro bono.
I just designed yet another print piece for free and now I’m philanthropissed.
#philanthropist#pro bono#design#professional#moochers
by SuperRobert November 22, 2011
Twitter
SugarRay
@TtownRay
Philanthropissed : Someone who is tired of being repeatedly asked for charitable donations
12:51 PM - 29 Mar 2012
Twitter
kgcentral
@kgcentral
Philanthropissed - what you are when you give something away and are extremely disappointed by what the beneficiary does with it…
11:59 AM - 19 Jun 2012
Twitter
Neil Henriot
@dewdropmagic
philanthropissed: adj.Drunk on someone else’s money.
5:35 PM - 25 Jun 2012
Twitter
Clayton Hove
@adtothebone
What do you call an angry patron?
Philanthropissed.
5:41 PM - 13 Oct 2013
Twitter
Welcome To Las Bikini
@Seaweedski
Philanthropissed:
When you’re drunk enough to buy shots for strangers.
3:58 AM - 27 Nov 2013
Twitter
David Miatt
@PunchdrunkPaper
I’m a generous drunk. You could say philanthropissed
2:49 PM - 8 Nov 2015
Twitter
James Ball
@NotVeryPoitical
What do you call a drunk humanitarian?
A philanthroPISSED.
10:46 AM - 9 Apr 2018
Reddit—Jokes
What do you call a drunk humanitarian?
submitted April 11, 2018 by NotVeryPolitical
A philanthroPISSED.
Twitter
Living Sarcasm
@SarcasmLiving
What do you call a drunk humanitarian?
A philanthroPISSED.
5:57 AM - 11 Apr 2018