“What do you call a dinosaur that teaches preschool?”/“A Montessaurus.”

Some Montessori school jokes involve a dinosaur called the “Montessaurus.”
     
“My friends want to send their kid to a Montessaurus school. Hey, the more children know about dinosaurs, the better” was posted on Twitter by Mike Collins on July 2, 2013. “Not gigging tonight, so a weak joke: where do sensitive middle class dinosaurs send their kids? Montessaurus school” was posted on Twitter by Ian Hawkins on July 5, 2013.
   
“What do you call a dinosaur that teaches preschool? A Montessaurus!” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on November 30, 2020.
   
     
Wikipedia: Montessori education
The Montessori method of education is an educational method developed by Italian physician Maria Montessori. Emphasizing independence, it views children as naturally eager for knowledge and capable of initiating learning in a sufficiently supportive and well-prepared learning environment. It discourages some conventional measures of achievement, such as grades and tests. Montessori developed her theories in the early 1900s through scientific experimentation with her students; the method has since been used in many parts of the world and in public and private schools alike.
     
Twitter
Mike Collins
@MRC58
My friends want to send their kid to a Montessaurus school. Hey, the more children know about dinosaurs, the better.
9:30 PM · Jul 2, 2013·Twitter for Android
   
Twitter
Ian Hawkins
@SillyMrHawkins
Not gigging tonight, so a weak joke: where do sensitive middle class dinosaurs send their kids? Montessaurus school.
3:46 PM · Jul 5, 2013·Twitter for iPad
   
Twitter
Oliver
@OliLansley
What do you call a middle class dinosaur who likes positively validating children? ...A montessaurus
5:51 PM · Dec 5, 2014·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Andthecrowdgoesmild!
@toiletbrushbum
@pixxiedustt Where do dinosaurs leave their kids?
With the Montessaurus!
3:43 AM · Jan 31, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
     
Twitter
Jamie Loafes
@jamloafes
RT https://twitter.com/sbrezenoff/status/694559701736906753 Dinosaur exhibit at the MOA Children’s Museum. Scariest genus is the Montessaurus.
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11:36 AM · Feb 2, 2016·IFTTT
 
Twitter
Wreath Raniere
@Jheri_Seinfeld
the most free-spirited dinosaur was the montessaurus
7:29 PM · Mar 21, 2015·Twitter for iPhone
   
Twitter
Reigndeer of Fire
@mangetout
There was a dinosaur species that focused on teaching their juveniles important life skills: the Montessaurus
1:08 AM · May 26, 2017·Twitter Web App
 
Reddit—Jokes
Posted by u/Livid-Extreme November 30, 2020
What do you call a dinosaur that teaches preschool?
A Montessaurus!