"Just paid my bills, only thing left on my card is my name & expiration date" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The name and expiration date are printed on the…
New York-based stand-up comedian Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004) joked about his wife's cooking: "I tell ya, my wife's a lousy cook. After dinner, I don't brush my teeth. I count…
To "clear the table" usually means to take away dinner plates, but a pun was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on April 14, 2017: "After dinner my wife asked me if I could clear the table. I…
"After whisk(e)y, driving risky" (or "After drinking whisk(e)y, driving is risky") is road sign that has been printed on many images. The sign has been popular in Central Asia.…
"After whisk(e)y, driving risky" (or "After drinking whisk(e)y, driving is risky") is road sign that has been printed on many images. The sign has been popular in Central Asia.…
A joke about high gas prices was posted on Twitter on June 1, 2011: "After filling up my gas tank, I realized that I didn't want to eat for the rest of the week anyways." "After…
Many people find it difficult to spell "hors d'oeuvres." Words such as "tapas" and "appetizers" and "snacks" have been used instead. "I think white…
"I hate getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "stupid o'clock" refers to an unreasonably early hour…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Twitter♡ brian essbe ♡ @SortaBadAfter I drink coffee I show my empty mug to the IT guy and tell him I've successfully installed Java. He hates me.12:53 PM - 23…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Java (programming language)Java is a general-purpose computer programming language that is concurrent, class-based, object-oriented, and specifically designed…
"After I finish my morning cup of coffee, I like to take a break and have a cup of coffee" (shown on an image) was posted on Facebook by Mama's Coffee Shop on July 21, 2020. The…
"When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The dog is looking the some food.…
Semaphore has led to several puns about "flagging." "I tried semaphore as a twitter alternative today. But after an hour or so I was flagging" was posted on Twitter by John V…
"After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says WTF" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, buttons and T-shirts. The "WTF" stands for…
"After overthinking about it for 6 hours, I have decided that it's actually not that big of a deal" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The joke is that six…
"@td644: 'A piano is the easiest instrument to pick up.' @ProtomanX97: 'BRB, going to pick up a piano'" was posted on Twitter by QuoteableClusterduck on August 28,…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. The masks often made it harder to communicate. "After six months of listening to people talk with masks on…
Many people on social media are not too bright. "Take a look at trending topics on Twitter and you'll understand why they have to write 'do not eat' on dry silica packets"…
"I hate getting up at stupid o'clock in the morning" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "stupid o'clock" refers to an unreasonably early hour…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in some requirements to wear face masks. However, many people who wore the masks did not cover their nose and/or their mouth with the mask. "After…