“One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day”
"One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day" and "Nuclear war can spoil your whole day" are anti-nuclear sayings that have been printed on many images. "Tom Carpenter, a…
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“One nuclear bomb can spoil your whole day”
"One nuclear bomb can ruin your whole day" and "Nuclear war can spoil your whole day" are anti-nuclear sayings that have been printed on many images. "Tom Carpenter, a…
“One of my biggest fears is that I’ll marry into a family that does 5Ks on holidays”
Many runs are planned over holiday weekends, such as a 5k "turkey trot" over Thanksgiving. "I pray to god I never marry into a family that runs 5ks on thanksgiving" was posted…
“One of my chief regrets is that I couldn’t sit in the audience and watch me act”
John Barrymore (1882-1942) was an American actor of stage and screen. The following barrymore comment was cited in print in 1938 about his many years in the theatre: "One of my chief regrets…
“One of my favorite hobbies is filling jockeys’ saddles full of lentils, chickpeas and kidney beans. That gets the pulses racing”
A "pulse" can mean a palpable beat of an artery, and a "pulse" can also mean an edible seed of the legume family. Some "pulses racing" jokes confuse the two meanings.…
“One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. I think it’s the Chopin board”
The Polish composer Frédéric François Chopin’s last name can sound like “chopping,” and there are jokes. "One of my kitchen utensils seems to be playing classical music. Think…
“One of my waffles is crazier than the other. It’s my alter Eggo”
Eggo is a brand of frozen waffles. There is no "alter Eggo" (alter ego + Eggo), but there are jokes. "My Alter-Eggo is craving pancakes right about now. Maybe even fresh blueberry…
“One of my worst traits is my core belief that I deserve a little $6 coffee every time I run a mildly unpleasant errand”
Many people believe that they deserve an overpriced Starbucks coffee, even after they haven't accomplished much. This was posted on X/Twitter by g a b y and received over 93,000 likes:…
“One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball”
"One of the advantages bowling has over golf is that you seldom lose a bowling ball" is a saying that has been printed on several images. A bowling ball is much bigger than a golf ball.…
“One of the best things about being a conspiracy theorist is that you don’t end up with myocarditis”
COVID-19 (coronavirus) vaccines can cause myocarditis, and many "conspiracy theorists" shunned the vaccines even before this was known. This was posted on Twitter by #Sellen on August 17,…
“One of the best things in life is realizing you have the second half of your sandwich left”
A sandwich is often cut in half, and people have several feelings about the second half of the sandwich. "The Second half of a sandwich is always the best piece" was posted on X/Twitter…
“One of the biggest scams we have been conditioned to accept is checking into accommodation from 4pm but needing to check out by 10am”
Hotel check-ins are often at 3 p.m. or 4 p.m., while hotel check-outs are at 10 am. or 11 a.m. Some people believe that this is a scam, and a charged day should be 24 hours. "Check-in at 3…
“One of the biggest scams we just accept is hotel stays not being 24 hours. If I check in at 3pm, that’s when I should be allowed to check out”
Hotel check-ins are often at 3 p.m. or 4 p.m., while hotel check-outs are at 10 am. or 11 a.m. Some people believe that this is a scam, and a charged day should be 24 hours. "Check-in at 3…
“One of the great things about cooking your own food is the certainty that any hair in it is yours”
People don't like to find a hair in their food. "One of the best things about making your own food? If you find a hair in it, you know it's yours" was posted on Twitter by Shawn…
“One of the greatest mistakes in American history was allowing government to educate our children”
"Perhaps the greatest mistake made in American history was (in) allowing (the) government to educate our children" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American writer,…
“One of the greatest prisons people live in is the fear of what other people think”
"The greatest prison people live in is the fear of what other people think" (or "One of the greatest prisons people live in is the fear of what other people think") is a saying…
“One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what we are doing”
"One of the greatest sources of energy is pride in what you are doing" is a popular saying that's usually given incorrect authorship. "One of the greatest sources of energy is…
“One of the innumerable noble things that bacon will do for humanity is cover up the taste of salad”
Do people like the taste of salad? "is salad dressing used to cover up the taste of salad?" was posted on X/Twitter by l a u r e n 🌙 on January 26, 2015. "One of the innumerable…
“One of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say ‘let me put the kettle on’ and stuff like that”
Why drink tea? This was posted on X/Twitter by lev on December 7, 2025, and it had over 18,000 likes: "one of the main reasons to drink tea is because you can say 'let me put the kettle…
“One of the unspoken things about being an adult is having a favorite burner on the stove”
There are usually four burners on a stove, but most people have a favorite and use that one more than the others. "Does anyone else have a favourite burner on their stove....." was posted…