"One of the great things about cooking your own food…

People don’t like to find a hair in their food. “One of the best things about making your own food? If you find a hair in it, you know it’s yours” was posted on Twitter by Shawn MacDonnell on December 25, 2009. “Random thought: one perk about cooking your own food is that if you find a hair in it, at least it’s yours” was posted on Twitter by Gisele Yashar on May 10, 2010.

“One of the great things about cooking your own food is the sweet certainty that any hair in it is yours” was posted on Reddit—Showerthoughts on March 25, 2020.

“Finding a hair in your food is much worse if you’re bald” and “The only thing worse than finding a hair in your food is finding out the chef is bald” are related sayings.

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Shawn MacDonnell
@yearwithouthfcs
One of the best things about making your own food? If you find a hair in it, you know it’s yours.
6:32 PM · Dec 27, 2009·Twitter Web Client

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Gisele Yashar
@Bree_Cheri
Random thought: one perk about cooking your own food is that if you find a hair in it, at least it’s yours.
4:23 AM · May 10, 2010·Echofon

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kai
@kairoglyphics
The perks of making your own food: If you find a hair in it, it’ probably yours… Probably..
5:48 PM · Feb 22, 2012·Twitter for Android

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IAMFARTIB
@Godrillary
The only upside to cooking your own food, is if you find a hair in it. You know that it’s yours
10:54 PM · Sep 19, 2013·Twitter for iPhone

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Colin McQuilkin
@ColinMcQ23
Best part of cooking your own food? If you find a hair in your meal you know it’s yours
3:12 PM · Nov 2, 2013 from Washington, USA·Twitter for iPhone

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Danny Buksa
@dan_buksa
The best part about cooking your own food is knowing that the pubic hair in it is definitely yours.
9:46 PM · Feb 11, 2014·iOS

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Yuliana Baskina
@YulianaBaskina
One of the best things about making your own food is that when you find a hair in it, you know it’s yours and exactly were it’s been.
4:10 PM · Oct 15, 2014·Twitter for iPhone

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Shannon Emily
@Shaysaywhat
One awesome thing about making your own food is at least you know that hair is definitely yours.
6:13 PM · Jan 16, 2017·Twitter for Android

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karlie jones
@gnarleykarlie
It’s relieving being your own food prepper knowing the long ass hair you just pulled outta your veggies is in fact, yours
1:43 PM · Jun 22, 2017·Twitter for iPhone

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Josyane Lau
@josyanelau
the good thing about cooking your own food is that if you find a hair in it, you know it’s yours.
2:39 AM · Mar 19, 2018·Twitter Web Client

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Emmy Mac
@mostvaluableEM
One of the small pleasures of making your own food is that is you find a hair, it’s definitely yours.
9:29 AM · Jun 25, 2019 from Chicago, IL·Twitter for Android

Reddit—Showerthoughts
Posted by u/pherman2 March 25, 2020
One of the great things about cooking your own food is the sweet certainty that any hair in it is yours.

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Shower Thoughts
@showerfeelings
One of the great things about cooking your own food is the sweet certainty that any hair in it is yours.
1:49 AM · Mar 26, 2020·Twitter for iPhone

“One of the great things about cooking your own food is the certainty that any hair in it is yours”